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"The atoms are burned on the outside but still ice-cold in the middle."
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The Style of Elements
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At the Home for Old Atoms...
Molecules You Ought To Be Aware of:
'It may be just a dog turd too you - but to Professor Brian Cox and me it's a little piece of stardust.' (Based on the fact that Professor Cox is fond of stating that most of the atoms that make up living things was created inside stars)
A sign at a nuclear power plant - 'In case of emergency run!'
'Rest assured we are taking all the necessary measures to avoid any radioactive contamination.'
"Hang on - this one's a Malteser!!"
"I've been entangled with a photon on the other side of the galaxy for eons, and then yesterday, out of the blue, she said she wants to date OTHER particles!"
"Don't overdo it, dear."
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Nuclear Physicists Developing the Atomic Wedgie.
'I've done it! I've found the most basic particle!'
Cell splitting - don't do that.
'You probably think it's your birthday all the way down into the subatomic level, but actually it's barely even your birthday at the molecular level.'
"Miss, today are we splitting the frog, or the atom?"
Dmitri Ivanovich Mendeleev: "At the...conference, four of my colleagues were standing side by side. Kiosk weighed 140 pounds..."
Max von Laue: "Upon viewing crystals...orderly arrangement of their atoms would do for x-rays what diffraction grating does for light."
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I think he knows something that we don't know about the uranium molecule.
Moses carries the Ten Constants.
"Eve just went nuclear and split an Adam!"
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Nuclear Scientist Has A Recurring Nightmare.