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Bowling ball ambushed by bowling pins.
"It's not a mascot! It's not a mascot!"
A blind man listening to a pack of dogs running out of the forest wearing harnesses
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking dog, talking dogs, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, service dog, service dogs, working dog, working dogs, service animal, service animals, working animal, working animals, wolf, wolves, pack, packs, harness, harnesses, blind, blind man, blind men, disabled, disability, disabilities, hungry, attack, attacking, walking stick, walking sticks, walking, cane, canes, old man, old men, forest, snow, winter, listening, running, come running
"Sorry. That may have been the booze lashing out."
'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'
'Mutilate, mangle, crush, pound, slam, bash, plaster and pulverize. That's rugby... Now get out there and have fun!'
Tags:rugby, rugby league, rugby union, coach, coaches, coaching, coached, violent, violence, describe, describes, describing, described, description, descriptions, scare, scares, scaring, scared, scary, mutilate, mangle, crush, pound, slam, bash, plaster, pulverize, attack, attacks, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"I take it, General Sedgewick, you're about to propose a surgical strike."
Tags:doctor, doctors, medical, medicine, surgery, surgeries, surgeon, surgeons, operation, operations, operating, surgical, strike, strikes, military, strategy, strategies, military strategy, military strategies, general, generals, officer, officers, meeting, meetings, business, propose, proposal, proposals, surgical strike, surgical strikes, military operation, military operations, wordplay, word play, attack, plan, plans, planning
"Look, fella, I'm sorry. What more can I say?"
Tags:dog, dogs, aggressive, aggressiveness, bite, bites, biting, bitten, attack, attacks, attack dog, attack dogs, apology, apologies, insincere, insincerity, ferocious, dog person, dog owner, dog owners, control, controls, controlling, discipline, disciplines, disciplining, sorry, saying sorry, eat, eats, eating
It was a pretty vicious attack. He's lost a lot of candy.
'Right you'll have to down another six pints and then give him another kicking...'
"The butterflies are merciless today!"
'Just so you know, a broken wrist caused by punching your doctor in the eye is NOT covered by your insurance!'
"By the time we got there, all we wanted to do was raid their kitchen."
Tags:knight, knights, soldier, soldiers, army, cavalry, horse, horses, armour, armor, commander, commander, captain, captains, spear, spears, weapon, weapons, stab, impale, medieval, history, raid, pillage, plunder, attack, kitchen, kitchens, food, eat, eating, steal, stole, stolen, hunger, hungry, starve, starving
For eons she lulled us into complacency with her whole orbiting satellite shtick... then, when we least expected it, the moon attacked.
"You grab the food—I'll grab the wine."
'See?! I told you!'
"I'm beginning to suspect this may not be anything so dignified as an attack."
Tags:litter, litters, littering, litterbug, litterbugs, dump, dumps, dumping, attack, attacks, invasion, invasions, alien invasion, alien invasions, dumping ground, dumping grounds, garbage dump, garbage dumps, environmentalist, environmentalists, environmentalism, climate change, global warming, undignified, lazy, laziness, junk, detritus, slob, slobs, mess, messes, messy, clean, cleans, clean up, cleans up, cleaning up, scifi, sci-fi, science fiction
"Bad news. The mailman is going to attend the parole-board hearing."
Tags:parole, mailman, mailmen, mail man, mail men, parole hearing, parole hearings, dog, dogs, enemy, enemies, lawyer, lawyers, parole violation, parole violations, assault, assaults, attack, attacks, attacking, canine, canines, hearing, hearings, attorney, attorneys, defense attorney, defense attorneys, inmate, inmates, prison, prisons, prisoner, prisoners
'What do you mean you can't slam dunk?'
Tags:dinosaur, dinosaurs, basketball, basketballs, hoop, hoops, slam, slams, dunk, dunks, arm, arms, short, shorts, t-rex, tyrannosaurus rex, tyrannosaurus, pterodactyl, pterodactyls, triceratops, ball, shoot, shoots, shooter, shooters, shooting, attack, attacks, attackers, goal, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
Tags:catapult, catapults, catapulting, catapulted, boulder, boulders, rock, rocks, miss, misses, missing, missed, shoot, shoots, shooting, shooter, shooters, castle, castles, knight, knights, defend, defends, defending, defended, attack, attacks, attacking, attacker, attackers, attacked, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"How much ground do you want to stand?"
Tags:gun, guns, gun law, shoot, shooting, rifle, rifles, automatic, automatic rifles, semi-automatic, stand your ground, state, stand your ground state, aggressive, defense, defence, stand your ground law, stand-your-ground, law, laws, travyon martin, george zimmerman, offense, attack, attacking, overkill, over the top, ott, sarcasm, regulation, regulations, gun regulations
"Hackers, Sire! They've broken through our firewall."
Tags:hacker, hackers, firewall, firewalls, digital security, online security, king, kings, royal, royals, royalty, anti virus, anti-virus, anti virus software, anti-virus software, defences, poor defence, battle, battles, leader, leaders, ruler, rulers, security, no security, bad security, attack, attacks, cyber criminal, cyber criminals, cyber attack, cyber attacks, modern tech, modern technology, modern technologies
"There's no need for alarm—the staff will be reduced, but only by attrition."
Tags:business, businessman, businessmen, boss, bosses, executive, executives, exec, execs, manager, managers, management, office, offices, office life, employee, employees, worker, workers, firing, laid off, lay off, laying off, unemployment, termination, downsizing, attrition, attack, pressure, alarm, money, drowning, sinking, staff, cut backs, reductions, reduced, company, companies, corporation, corporations, corporate
"Nobody needs to know it's a snake till it's too late."