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"Look, fella, I'm sorry. What more can I say?"
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"He's been trained in guard duty, attack, and litigation."
"'Release the hounds!' That's your answer to everything."
Tags:release the hounds, hound, hounds, rich, wealthy, wealth, one percent, 1%, attack dog, attack dogs, guard dog, guard dogs, old married couple, old married couples, bicker, bickering, bickers, rich men, old rich men, old rich white men, rich man, old rich man, old rich white man, answer to everything, broken record, broken records
"Pretend you're going to fire me."
(Attack Dog) (It's about character stupid!)
'OK, OK, you've made your point. I'll admit that sometimes when I feel threatened, I snap.'
'Any chance you can bite him yourself? I've really got a lot on my dish right now.'
"Sorry, Jennings, but your job performance has been lacking lately. Spike, attack!"
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(Overachieving Dog) (Just get me the paper and let Mr. Rather go!)
"An intruder will be pretty surprised when he meets me pit bull, Jesus."
Tags:jesus, jesus is watching you, beware of dog, beware of dog sign, beware of dog signs, mislead, misleads, misleading sign, misleading signs, attack dog, attack dogs, pit bull, pit bulls, pit bull terrier, pit bull terriers, intruder, intruders, warning sign, warning signs, christian, christians, christianity, evangelical christian, evangelical christians, minister, ministers, pastor, pastors, priest, priests
'Remember Spike, he gets a 1/2 hour lunch. ONe minute more and you attack!'
"This is not a good place for me to be off leash."
Tags:leash, leashes, lead, leads, attack dog, attack dogs, dog, dogs, off-lead, off-leash, aggressive, aggressive dog, aggressive dogs, politician, politicians, crooked, crook, crooks, infuriate, infuriates, infuriating, lie, lies, lying, liar, liars, political candidate, political candidates, campaign speech, campaign speeches, political campaign, election fatigue, voter fatigue, annoying
"You're not standing in the designated protest area."
Tags:protest, protests, boss, bosses, manager, managers, management, managements, criticism, constructive criticism, feedback, feedbacks, underling, underlings, dog, dogs, attack dog, attack dogs, working environment, working environments, work environment, work environments, office politics, corporate culture
"Boo hoo, I missed my targets - what's the worst he can do?"
Tags:attack dog, attack dogs, cocksure, cocky, arrogant, pride comes before a fall, vainglorious, misplaced confidence, over confident, businessman, businessmen, boss, bosses, in trouble, in trouble with the boss, riding for a fall, fall, getting carpeted, for the chop, getting axed, for the drop, miss targets, missed targets, business targets, fall short, come up short, fail to meet objectives, fail to meet targets, failure, shortfall
'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'
"I used to sit, stay and shake hands, but in the current cultural climate I chase, attack and bite."
'Bert's dog training.'
Tags:dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, dog owning, dog train, dog training, dog trainer, dog trainers, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, pet owning, fee, fees, charged, charges, charging, cost, costs, attack, attacking, attacker, attackers, attack dog, attack dogs, call, calling, calls, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"Quick Henry, pretend you're going to attack me."
'We're developing a more aggessive sales program. Have you ever worked with an attack dog?'
"Forget about the dog. Watch out for the old lady."
Tags:dog, bulldog, bulldogs, puppy, pooch, english bulldog, pet, pit bull, pit bulls, guard dogs, guard dog, old lady, senior, senior citizen, danger, dangerous, security, attack dog, attack dogs, senior citizens, oap, oaps, pensioner, pensioners, protection, pet, pets, misconception, misconceptions
"....And you say this is an emergency tooth extraction?"
Tags:extraction, extractions, tooth extraction, tooth extractions, dentist, dentists, dentistry, dental surgeon, dental surgeons, vet, vets, veterinarian, veterinarians, veterinary surgeon, veterinary surgeons, healthcare, health care, dog, dogs, dog attack, dog attacks, dog bite, dog bites, attack dog, attack dogs
'I'm a Guard Dog alright: If there's a problem, I just need to press the panic button to raise the alarm...'
"Does your dog bite?"
'Because I don't do attack dogs, that's why!'