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"I want to get off the parkway." "Thirty-five cents! First window please!"
Tags:turnpike, turnpikes, toll, tolls, toll booth, toll booths, plaza, plazas, attendant, attendants, driving, driver, drivers, cars, car, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, highway, highways, motorway, motorways, parkway, parkways, road, roads, transportation, order, orders, ordering, restaurant, restaurants, fast food, drive-thru, drive-thrus, lane, lanes
Turnpike Kissing Booth
Tags:turnpike, turnpikes, toll, tolls, toll booth, toll booths, attendant, attendants, kissing booth, kissing booth, kiss, kisses, kissing, booth, booths, sign, signs, signage, driving, cars, car, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, highway, highways, motorway, motorways, road, roads, word play, wordplay, transportation
"So how's married life?"
Tags:relationship, relationships, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, newlywed, newlyweds, bride, bridges, groom, grooms, wedding, weddings, wedding ceremony, wedding ceremonies, wedding tradition, wedding traditions, just married, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, tin cans, ribbons, decorations, decorated, driving, transportation, fuel, gas, gasoline, petrol, petrol station, petrol stations, gas station, gas stations, gas pump, gas pumps, gasoline pump, gasoline pumps, petrol pump, petrol pumps, filling station, filling station, fuelling station, fuelling station, garage, garages, service station, service station, servo, servos, pumping gas, pumping petrol, attendant, attendants
"How much are we supposed to tip the guy who followed us to our room and flicked the light switch?"
Tags:tip, tipping, tipped, tipping culture, attendant, unnecessary, work, gratuity, service charge, unwanted, awkward, excessive, excessively, unneeded, redundant, creepy, desperate, desperately, eager, overly eager, gratuities, creep, creeps, bellhop, bellhops, bellboy, bellboys, bell hop, bell hops, bell boy, bell boys, service charge, service charges, uncertainty, social expectation, social expectations, social graces
Every now and then, Doreen liked to see how many people were paying attention to her safety talk.
Why Uncle Abe Still Lives Alone"You call that clean?"
Tags:car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driving, driver, drivers, transportation, carwash, carwashes, car wash, car washes, filling station, filling station, fuelling station, fuelling station, garage, garages, service station, service station, servo, servos, attendant, attendants, complaint, complaints, complaining, chore, chores, never good enough, clean, cleaning, cleaner, cleaners, squeegee, squeegees, single, complainer, complainers, whiner, whiners, whining, nag, nags, nagging, bachelor, bachelors, picky, fussy, choosy, service, customer service, customer, customers, family, families, uncle, uncles, relative, relatives, living alone, relationship, relationships, relationship problems, relationship issues, grumpy, windshield, windshields, window, windows
Tags:king, kings, train bearer, train bearers, smoking, smoker, smokers, health problem, health problems, lung cancer, excess, attendant, attendants, boy attendant, boy attendants, royalty, royal, capitalism, capitalist, super size, supersize, modern society, modern attitudes, modern day attitudes, consumerism, consumer, consumers, self image, vain, vanity, self obsessed, self obsession, self presentation, wealth, wealthy, commercialism, capitalism, capitalist, servant, servants, grand, grandeur, self image, self obsessed, self obsession, appearance, authority
"As you know, all of our rooms have unique themes. Yours is Last Night's Guests."
Tags:hotel, hotels, overnight, over night, lay over, last night, last night's, guest, guests, clean, cleanliness, cleaning, cleaner, cleans, cleaners, room service, hotel room, housekeeping, house keeping, house-keeping, turn down, turn down service, janitor, janitors, maid, maids, housekeeper, house-keeper, house keeper, room attendant, attendant, attendants, room attendants, dirt, grimy, messy, motel, motels, roadside, road side, road-side, travel, travelling, road trip, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays
"I suppose they're less skillful with a rope than they once were, but I'm not complaining."
'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'
"Thank you. Thank you very much!"
"Your car will be right down, Mr. Lundquist."
Tags:valet parking, valet, valets, attendant, attendants, parking, parking garage, parking garages, car park, car parks, service, customer service, bad service, bad customer service, falling, accident, accidents, car accident, car accidents, car, cars, automobile, automobiles, vehicle, vehicles, transportation
"Waiter! There's a Comic Sans character in my alphabet soup!"
"There are no seats left together on the flight, but maybe if you make pouty faces at me I can magically add more chairs to the airplane."
Tags:plane, planes, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, boarding, board, attendant, attendants, air host, air hostess, air, air hosts, air hostesses, customer, customer service, annoy, annoyed, annoying, sarcasm, sarcastic, pouty, pouting, pout, seats, host, hosts, hostess, hostesses, check-in, check in, airport, airports, frustration, frustrating
Three lanes at a turnpike; one for passes, one for cash and one, manned by a troll, for riddles.
Tags:turnpike, turnpikes, toll, tolls, toll booth, toll booths, attendant, attendants, sign, signs, signage, driving, cars, car, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, highway, highways, motorway, motorways, road, roads, transportation, fare, fares, fee, fees, charges, pass, passes, cash, money, riddle, riddles, troll, trolls, myth, myths, legend, legends, fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, children's story, children's stories, story, stories, literature, children's literature character, characters, fictional character, fictional characters
'Fill up your tank, sir?'
"Don't worry dude, that's not the intercom, here, give me the manual."
"When did we start serving root beer?"
"Let me get this straight...your airline lets you layover in Hawaii for 24 hours and they trust you to come back?"
Tags:jeglagged, flight, flights, air, hostess, hostesses, steward, stewards, stewardess, stewardesses, attendant, attendants, cabin crew, lay over, lay overs, layover, layovers, lay-over, lay-overs, airline, airlines, tropic, tropics, hawaii, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, paradise, tropical
Stewardess advising passengers to fix aeroplane with duct tape if any problems.
'For the last time, sir, we'll be serving peanuts shortly.'
"Welcome to the Budget Flight. There's no meal, no beverage and I'm charging you just to pay attention."
Tags:business, airline, industry, fee, charges, extra, pay, money, listening, safety, instructions, everything, overpriced, expensive, stewardess, flight, attendant, terrible, poor, bad, customer, service, pr, public, relations, disaster, airplane, plane, travelers, passengers, men, women, flight attendant, stewardess, steward, airline, aeroplane, airplane, passenger, passengers, budget flight, budget flights, woman, budget airline, airport
He Keeps Touching Me.
Wet Nursing Air Stewardess
"Now comes the downside to this job - I need the toilet!"