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'Mommy! Mommy! Look at me!'
"What would you recommend to hold a seven-year-old girl's attention in a car from East Seventy-eighth Street to Bridgehampton?"
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'He has an amazing attention span.'
"You've been charged with driving under the influence of testosterone."
Tags:judge, judges, judged, judicial, judiciary, jury, juror, jurors, jury duty, law, lawyer, lawyers, legal, legality, legalism, your honor, honor, your honour, court, courts, court of law, court room, court rooms, courtroom, courtrooms, prosecute, prosecutor, attention, pay attention, focus, focused, focusing, dui, driving, driver, driving under the influence, under the influence, men, masculine, masculinity, toxic masculinity, testosterone
The New York Sportswriters
Tags:writer, writers, novel, novella, novels, novel writing, literature, literary, word play, play on words, ironic, irony, author, authors, authored, book, books, book lover, writing, sport writer, sport writing, sportswriter, sportswriting, pay attention, attention, focus, focusing, baseball, pitch, pitcher, pitching, bat, batter, batting, series, expansion, expansion team, expansion teams
"Let me see what my mother wants — aside from attention."
Tags:woman, women, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, parent, parents, daughter, daughters, attention, attention-seeking, attention-seeker, attention-seekers, attention-hog, attention-hogs, needy, attachment, attachment issues, separation anxiety, phone, phones, telephone, telephones, call, calls, calling, text, texts, texting, message, messages, messaging, mother-daughter relationships, family, families
"I need a hug."
"Mia Farrow would ﬁnd the time!"
Tags:family, families, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, child, children, kid, kids, childhood, time, making time, attention, attention needy, entertainment, celeb, celebs, celebrity, celebrities, tantrum, temper-tantrum, temper tantrum, temper tantrums, temper-tantrums, tantrums, fit, pitching a fit, having a fit, actress, actresses, actor, actors
"Before I start my taped testimony, I should like to say a few words about Fenton's Naturally Decaffeinated Coffee."
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"Hey, investor fears need calming over here, too."
Tags:bar, bars, pub, pubs, bartender, bartenders, server, servers, barkeep, barkeeps, barkeeper, barkeepers, patron, patrons, customer, customers, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, liquor, booze, investor, investors, investment, investments, risk, risky, volatile, stock market, stock markets, stockbroker, stockbrokers, trader, traders, economy, bad economy, economic crisis, recession, finances, financial crisis, money, loan, loans, scared, afraid, fearful, fear, fears, calm, calming, advice, attention, attention-seeking, needy
"I only overshare because you never listen."
Tags:overshare, overshares, oversharing, listen, listens, listening, listener, listeners, share, shares, sharing, conversation, conversations, conversationalist, conversationalists, listening skills, communication skills, communication, ignore, ignores, ignoring, attention, attention-seeking, attention-seeking behavior, neglect, spousal neglect, neglected spouse, neglected spouses, husband, husbands, wife, wives, communication breakdown, communication breakdowns
For workers who are in need of a discreet spot to catch some Z's comes Napquest.
Tags:work, working, worker, workers, worked, tire, tires, tired, sleepy, sleep, sleeps, nap, naps, napping, napper, nappers, quest, quests, internet, website, websites, web, webs, net, nets, site, sites, discreet, discreetly, avoid, avoids, attention, attentions, sneak, sneaks, sneaking, sneaky, close to home
"I'm feeling fine, Mrs. Green! I haven't had to say, 'pay attention' once today!"
Tags:education, school, schools, schooling, teaching, learning, teacher, teachers, student, students, teacher life, classroom management, class, classes, classroom, classrooms, losing it, going crazy, snapping, breaking point, headstand, headstands, attention, paying attention, elementary school, primary school, junior high school, middle school, high school, secondary school
"You were a stray before and you can be a stray again."
Tags:stray, strays, adopt, adopted, adopting, adoption, scratch, scratched, scratching, scratches, scratching post, pet, pets, new pet, new cat, house cat, indoor cat, lap cat, needy, need, attention, attentive, problem, problem cat, cats, cat, crazy cat ladies, crazy cat lady, kitty, kitties, kitten, threaten, threat, threats, love, loving, loved, warn, warning, warned
"It can't all be due to the Hudnut course."
Tags:attention, male attention, centre of attention, center of attention, cosmetics, richard hudnut, hudnut, makeup, makeover, makeovers, du barry cosmetics, vintage cosmetics, 1920s cosmetics, 1930s cosmetics, du barry success course, beauty course, beauty courses, jealous, jealousy, vintage, vintage cartoon, 1920s, 1930s
Slow Texters' Lane
Tags:text, texts, texting, texter, texters, slow lane, slow lanes, sidewalk, sidewalks, modern life, modern times, text message, text messages, text messaging, walk, walks, walking, smartphone, smartphones, smart phone, smart phones, addict, addicts, addiction, addictions, addictive, slow walker, slow walkers, pay attention, paying attention, attention, divided attention, attention span, attention spans
"Oh, for God's sake, smell the poor thing."
Tags:men, man, living room, marriage, marriages, married life, married, married couples, old married couple, bicker, bickering, attention, attentive, husband, husbands and wives, husband and wife, husbands, wife, wives, smell, plant, plants, house plant, house plants, indoor plant, indoor plants, lean, leaning, avoid, avoiding
"I need you to line up by attention span."
Tags:elementary, kid, kids, child, childhood, nostalgia, nostalgic, childish, kindergarten, grade, preschool, pre-school, educating, education, teacher, teachers, attention, attention span, adhd, add, student, students, playful, playfulness, eager, eagerness, eagerly, happy, happiness, patient, patience, book, books, school, schools, schooling
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, relationship, relationships, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, respect, respectful, military, all rise, rising, attention, stand at attention, entrance, entrances, making an entrance, royal, royalty, greeting, greetings, polite, sign of respect
"Don't listen to him. Your hair is beautiful."
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"Putin, Putin, Putin! Everything is about Putin! I miss the U.S. government shut down, when everyone was talking about us!"
"LinkedIn has finally paid off - it got me two new followers on Twitter."
Tags:social media, hierarchy, hierarchies, account, accounts, pay off, pays off, paying off, priority, priorities, prioritize, prioritizing, prioritise, prioritising, follower, followers, following, media page, media pages, self promote, self promotes, self promoting, self promotion, attention, attention seeker, attention seekers, attention seeking
"I had a scary dream that I wasn't getting any attention."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, bed, beds, sleeping, night, nighttime, middle of the night, dream, dreams, dreaming, bad dream, bad dreams, nightmare, nightmares, attention, lack of attention, childhood, scary, scared, waking up, center of attention, centre of attention, spoiled, insecure, insecurity, insecurities, psychology, mental health
'We'll discuss your misbehavior in a moment Billy, but in the meantime, why don't you help yourself to a nice piece of candy?'