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'Your son's poor grades are caused by Attendance deficit disorder. . .'
'We'll discuss your misbehavior in a moment Billy, but in the meantime, why don't you help yourself to a nice piece of candy?'
'I'm not being edutained!'
"You have Seasonal Affective Disorder, but your Attention Deficit Disorder will have you up and around in no time."
Attention Deficit Disorder
'I don't know whether the fish oils have helped his concentration but they've certainly helped keep the fly population down.'
"I do not have a roving eye. I have attention-deficit disorder."
'Your father doesn't have A.D.D He's got D-A-D...'
'A-D-D...are these your grades or your diagnosis?'
'How can he have an attention deficit when he has so many nice things to hold his attention?'
Adult attention deficit disorders (A.A.D.D.)
Man pumping 'Ritlain' into a Child Behaviour Clinic,
“You want a football game? I’ll give you a football game. You want a talk show? I’ll give you a talk show. But, for Pete’s sake, let’s not have all that mindless switching around.”
Employee with a short attention span
'Teacher says I don't pay attention, I have no retention but I'm great at detention.'
We'll now take a minute for silent meditation.
'You'll have to excuse George: he suffers from perfectly normal child disorder.'
"Excuse me, Doc, my attention wandered. What type of deficit disorder did you say I had?"
"I wish I knew. We've been working on it for years, but every time we think we're finished, the designers tell us it has to be shorter!"
Ignore me at your own peril.
Paul exhibits a classic symptom of Attention-Surplus Disorder.
"You don't have OCD or ADD. You have OLD."
"I don't think it's ADD. It's perfectlt normal for your son to be distracted by squirrels."