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"You have Seasonal Affective Disorder, but your Attention Deficit Disorder will have you up and around in no time."
"What if we stow the 'Star Wars' crap for five seconds, Timmy, and get to the geometry?"
"I don't normally like to increase a child's hyper-active medicine, but in this case...."
Man pumping 'Ritlain' into a Child Behaviour Clinic,
'You'll have to excuse George: he suffers from perfectly normal child disorder.'
"Rachel! If you can't even stay focused on spreading peat moss, how do you expect to get into law school?"
"My whole class is undermedicated."
'The blood tests confirm what we thought: he has ALBD - Annoying Little Bastard Disorder.'
"At this point the short attention spans drop out."
Have you drugged your child today?
"He has Attention Surplus Disorder. I suggest putting him in the back of the room."
"So where do you think your son has picked up being easily distracted?"
Coffee shop offers A-D-D-caf coffee
"It's not his fault he's a little aggressive. He's got SMBD - spuriously medicalised behavioural disorder."
'Not faster than sound, Pete, think of the neighbors!'
"We tried matching your child's behavioral patterns with one of those new-fangled medical condition, but it turns out that he really is just a precocious little twerp!"
'Listen, Geoffrey ...I know you're a clinical psychologist, but I DON'T have A.D.D. ! You're just incredibly boring.'
Santa at his office desk. In front of him are three work boxes labeled: Good children, Naughty children, Children with ADHD.