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'This message contains confidential and/or legally privileged information, unintended recipients may not use, copy or disclose any portion of this transmission.'
Law School teacher.
'Have I lapsed into legalese?'
'He said, 'in his professional opinion, his bill was not outrageous'. Then he billed me for that opinion.'
'We structured the deal so that you'll need a lawyer to explain it.'
"Remember, it's not the size of the dog in the fight that's important... It's the size of the fight in the dog's lawyer!"
Lawyer to fellow lawyer: 'Congratulations on your precedent-setting mumbo jumbo!'
'Don't worry Mr Dumpty. We'll bring suit against all the King's men and all the King's horses for practicing medicine without a license.'
"I assure you that everything you say to me will be held in strictest confidence."
Attorney At Law office Rates
'Why, yes, I am a lawyer. However did you guess?'
Better not dawdle. Mr Collins has already started billing
"Come on into my office, twitters, and let's get right down to mumbo jumbo"
'Your Honour, I think the ball's in your court.'
'I've always been a proponent of winning people's hearts and minds by suing them.'
'You have the honor of being the first person to go bankrupt from buying too many of those $19.95 offers on TV.'
Attorney at Law - rates JusticeObstruction of Justice.
'While my practice is limited to celebrities, I occasionally represent a 'nobody' to prove the system works for one and all.'
Attorney at law - Why Put Up With A Rotten Childhood? Divorce Your Parents Now!
'If you plead guilty to being the Cat Burglar, I can get you off with just being declawed.'
'If you dislike the term divorce that much, then just think of it as downsizing the time you spend together.'
'What the large print in this contract gives you, the small print takes away, and then some.'
Rapid reading center.