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'What part of etc, etc, etc don't you understand?'
'Be careful, he just charged me $350 for his 'two-cents worth'.'
'Loose mortar, no warning signs - Mr Dumpty, you are a victim of gross negligence.'
'We structured the deal so that you'll need a lawyer to explain it.'
St Patrick Drives the Snakes out of Ireland.
'Has anyone been injured?!' - 1493- Lawyers discover America.
The Lawyer Building: Not an Exit/Not an Entrance.
'Don't just sit there Edwards! Sue someone!'
'My client is therefore NOT guilty of malpractice. All he is guilty of is an error in judgment. He should have decided to be a plumber."
'Don't worry Mr Dumpty. We'll bring suit against all the King's men and all the King's horses for practicing medicine without a license.'
JD Satansky. Attorney at Law, Specializing in Moral Bankruptcies.
'This is Carlson. He never met a frivolous lawsuit he didn't like.'
Attorney At Law office Rates
"Looks like another out of court settlement."
'If you help a criminal before the crime your an accomplice, If you help afterwards, you're a lawyer.'
'My attorney said he could live with it!'
'As a guideline, if you charge half as much per hour as your attorney charges you, you'll earn the same gross income, if you work twice as many hours.'
My first pro bono case.
It's a special whistle for emergencies. Only my attorney can hear it.
As your solicitor, let me just tell you this for nothing, haha! Just joking, of course.
'Your Great Uncle has left you all his money in this family heirloom!'
"Everyone, this is Harold. He's a lawyer."
'You shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die...'
"My attorney was pro bono and pro plaintiff"