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"I was just thinking about you!"
Magnets & acupuncture.
With enrollment declining, Dawson College looked for creative ways to attract new students.
"Stupid – yet irresistible."
'Why do I always attract the mad cows?'
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A cat person goes to the park for some reason
"Now we wait."
"I wonder why we're not getting any new converts."
'Most of our customer retention is through inertia.'
"Would you care to try a free sample?"
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"Gazelles are very fast but very, very curious."
The Pied Piper sets it to Club mode - girls rather than rats.
"Sorry, the nuts are only to attract new customers."
'I told you not to wear that musk cologne while we're camping!'
Magnetic attraction between people.
'Uh oh. Cougar alert.'
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'Nothing excites me like the thrill of big gam hunting.'
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'I put lint tape all over his onesie so that, as he crawls around, he picks up the dog hair.'
'Wow, he must be very rich: he has a gold tusk...'
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Having spotted an attractive female, Marty makes his move,
"What can I put behind my ears to attract men?"
'Please forgive me. I can't help myself. I don't believe in free will.'
'Knock it off!'