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"And just remember: Daddy got you out of that nasty pet store because he hopes you'll act really cute and friendly in the park, especially around attractive, single women."
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men, relationships, romance, modern romance, modern life, modern marriage, feminist, feminists, feminism, entitled, entitlement, male entitlement, jerk, jerks, attract, attracts, attracting women, attract women, attracts women, churlish, standoffish, pickup, pickups, picking up women, modern women, raised expectations, raising your expectations, dating life, single life, single lives, mankoff"You don't like opera? Okay. Want to see my abs?"
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bar, bars, pub, pubs, attracting women, flirting, pick-up line, pickup line, pickup lines, pick up line, pick up lines, man, man, bad boy, bad boys, looks can be deceiving, businessman, businessmen, biker, bikers, tattoo, tattoos, tattooed, full body art, body art, personal appearance, personal style, fashion, style, first impression, first impressions, date, dates, dating, first date, first dates, dressing to impress, dress to impress, blending in, fitting in, conformity, nonconformity, modern life'I have to be honest with you. There are better ways to attract women than to be a self-published author.'
'I comb it this way because the chicks dig it.'
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"Maybe, if we wanna be popular with girls, we should just be ourselves."
"You know, my dad always says, 'Baldo, a man should always treat a woman with respect. The moment you stop respecting your girl, it's all over.' Why are you looking at me like that?"
"I don't get it. Diego Dominguez has a 1963 Chevy Impala convertible, all the girls think he's cute and all the guys think he's cool! Why can't I have that?"
"Look, Baldo, if you want someone to like you, you have to like yourself first. Just be yourself...and I'm sure this Estella girl will see what a cool guy you are."
'Notice how many more women stop and watch us work since putting that sign up?'
How to attract women, advice #317: Try to appeat to their maternal instincts, but in moderation.
"I figured it out. We've been going to way too much trouble to attract girls."
"Baldo...to get a girl's atttention, you have to be yourself. Don't pretend to be someone you're not. That never works."
"That's it...it's so obvious! Girls go crazy for mindless slugs who only want to party all night long!"
Male dog honking car horn to get female dog's attention
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