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Hot Air and Cold Air Balloon Rides.
'Excuse me, do these stairs go up or down?'
Execution Fairground Attraction
"Then I met Pamela who was drop-dead gorgeous."
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Tags:bill, clinton, politics, politician, politicians, political, political leader, political leaders, government, governments, president, presidents, underwear, pants, boxers, boxer briefs, undergarments, shorts, attraction, attractive, relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, couple, couples, men, man, woman, women
The Endless Tunnel of Love
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"You got maybe one that smells like cheese blintzes frying?"
Tags:department store, department stores, fragrance, fragrances, perfume, perfumes, cologne, colognes, smell, smells, aroma, aromas, scent, scents, food, jewish, jewish cuisine, jewish delicacies, cheese blintz, cheese blintzes, frying, fried, attraction, attractive, customer request, customer requests, customer, customers, attracting men, dating, shpasik, jtoons
"And another thing. When they start telling you 'You've still got it,' you don't."
"Am I the smart one and you're the pretty one or is it the other way around?"
"If it makes you feel better—yes, I am heterocentric."
Tags:animal magnetism, cow, cows, fish, fishes, attract, attraction, attractions, magnetic, magnet, megnets, kiss, kissing, mesmerism, mesmerist, mesmerists, magnetiser, magnetisers, magnetizer, magnetizers, magnetism, unlikely couple, unlikely couples, unlikely attraction, unlikely attractions, opposites attract
"I don't want to be alone when I'm old, either, so when we're old let's get back in touch."
Tags:partner, partners, life partner, life partners, spouse, spouses, husband, husbands, wife, wives, marriage material, attraction, unattractive, desire, desires, date, dates, bad date, bad dates, grow old, growing old, long-term relationships, frank, frankness, honest, honesty, date, dates, dating
"He's a Brad Pitt Lookalike. I found him on canal street."
"I want you to meet Dave. You'll get a kick out of his money."
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"It's obviously very fond of you, sir!"
Tags:mens fashion, mens fashions, men's fashion, men's fashions, tie, ties, clothes store, clothes stores, mens clothing, men's clothing, attraction, attractions, salesman, salesmen, sales man, sales men, salesperson, salespeople, sales person, sales people, suit, suits, persuading, persuasive, sales tactic, sales tactics
"Be careful. Any man who wears earplugs at the gym is liable to wear a pocket protector at work."
"I love a man with street smarts."
Tags:street smarts, streetwise, limo, limos, limousine, limousines, upper class, upper classes, attractive, attraction, turn-on, turn-ons, turnon, turnons, turned on, working class, working classes, rich, wealthy, ultra rich, mega rich, trick of the trade, tricks of the trade, date, dates, dating, impress, impressive, impressing
"He's all beef!"
Tags:cow, cows, bull, bulls, animal, animals, livestock, farm, farms, farmland, farmer, farmers, beef, meat, manly, pasture, pastures, macho man, man, men, women, woman, girl talk, crush, having a crush, admire, admiring, admirer, attraction, attractive, attracted, sex appeal, date, dates, dating, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, relationship, relationships
"I love you."
Love at First Sign
Tags:protest, protests, protesting, protester, protesters, anti-trump, donald trump, president trump, president donald trump, trump, trump hater, trump haters, common cause, common enemy, common enemies, attraction, love at first sight, fall in love, falling in love, meet cute, meeting cute, impeach, impeaches, democrat, democrats, democratic, liberal, liberals, protest sign, protest signs, shy, shy person, shy people, wallflower, wallflowers, meeting people, meeting new people
"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."
Tags:feet, foot, attraction, duck, ducks, chicken, chickens, hen, hens, bird, birds, animal, animals, date, dates, dating, single life, dating scene, alcohol, booze, bar, bars, pub, pubs, beer, beers, cocktail, cocktails, drink, drinks, drinker, drinkers, drinking, drunk, drunks, bartender, bartenders
Horse and Stick
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A man imagines he looks like a farmer on a tractor on a ride-on mower and
Tags:mower, mowers, mow, mows, mowing, lawn, lawns, lawn care, image, self-image, overconfident, overconfidence, ride-on mower, ride-on lawnmower, lawnmower, lawnmowers, ride-on lawnmowers, trike, trikes, tricycle, tricycles, childish, childishness, overconfident, overconfidence, attraction, attractive, attractiveness, kiddie car, kiddie cars, kiddie, psychology, self-deception, deception, deceive, deceives, ego, egotistical, egotist, egotists
"She'll be driving six white horses when she comes. I can't compete with that."
Tags:child, children, children's song, kids, kid, kid's song, kid's songs, she'll be coming round the mountain, competition, competitions, compete, competing, attraction, grand entrance, christian song, religion, religions, religious, christian, christians, christianity, comparing, gossip, gossiping, smack talk, talking smack, talking trash, trash talk