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Man late for work stops to stare at woman.
"I want a woman who's not afraid to have a few extra pounds- but doesn't."
"All right, so you can't judge a book by it's cover!"
"I wonder what kind of Latina she is."
'Why's he got that stupid look on his face?'
"Whoa, Baldo! That totally hot babe actually talked to you!"
"You only get one chance to make a great exhaustion."
Wow, you and your sister look really similar, don't you?
'Don't worry, I was just thinking outside the ring.'
Elderly lady shows a friend her lucky rabbit's foot: 'It's all I've got to show from my bunnygirl days!'
Polka dot dress.
'I'm more of a leg man, myself!'
'He distracts easily, it's his attention deficit disorder.'
"Every time I meet an attractive woman, I hear 'you're such a nice guy' and never hear from her again. What do you think is my deal?'
Two Flys admiring a fairy: 'I wouldn't kick her out my dung heap!'
'Take me to your lido!'
"My husband always had a wander eye."