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"Then I met Pamela who was drop-dead gorgeous."
Man late for work stops to stare at woman.
"Oh, that's Herbert's muse."
"I want a woman who's not afraid to have a few extra pounds- but doesn't."
"All right, so you can't judge a book by it's cover!"
Eyeglasses follow a woman down the street.
"I wonder what kind of Latina she is."
'Why's he got that stupid look on his face?'
"Whoa, Baldo! That totally hot babe actually talked to you!"
"C'mon, Cruz, this is so crazy! Why'd you bring me in here?! I mean, this is, like...absolutely ingenious."
"You only get one chance to make a great exhaustion."
Dentist Provides Patient with Distraction
Wow, you and your sister look really similar, don't you?
'Don't worry, I was just thinking outside the ring.'
Elderly lady shows a friend her lucky rabbit's foot: 'It's all I've got to show from my bunnygirl days!'
Polka dot dress.
'He distracts easily, it's his attention deficit disorder.'
"Every time I meet an attractive woman, I hear 'you're such a nice guy' and never hear from her again. What do you think is my deal?'
'You'll attract a lot of men with this perfume. It smells like lager.'
"My husband always had a wander eye."
"There's a new kid in my class! He's from Peru and he has an accent!"