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"Then I met Pamela who was drop-dead gorgeous."
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"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."
Tags:exercise, fitness, health, bodybuilding, out of shape, out-of-shape, unhealthy, arnold schwarzenegger, actor, actors, bodybuilder, bodybuilders, sit-up, sit-ups, couch potato, couch potatoes, lazy, relationship, relationships, couple, couples, married life, marriage, marriages, husband, husbands, celeb, celebs, celebrity, celebrities, unattractive, attractiveness
"I don't go out with girls who won't eat things on menus."
Cinderella and her Equally Attractive Stepsisters
Tags:cinderella, ugly stepsister, ugly stepsisters, fairy tales, fairytales, fairytale, childrens story, childrens stories, stepsister, stepsisters, step sister, step sisters, blended family, blended families, ugly, ugliness, unattractive, unattractiveness, beautiful, beauty, attractive, attractiveness, beauty standard, beauty standards
"In the last few months, Matthew has gone on twenty-four-hour alert for signs of aging."
Tags:relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, beauty, attractiveness, youth, ging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, old, middle age, middle-age, middle aged, middle-aged, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, signs of aging, signs of ageing, 24 hour, twenty-four hour, alert, alerts, emergency, emergencies, vanity, vain, ego, egotistical, egotistic, wrinkle, wrinkles
"Am I the smart one and you're the pretty one or is it the other way around?"
"I'll be on the main drag, turning a few heads."
Tags:looker, lookers, stunner, stunners, stunning, attractive, attractiveness, outfit, outfits, head turner, head turners, turning heads, delusion, delusions, delusional, self-confident, self-confidence, confident, confidence, pretty, beautiful, gorgeous, unattractive, overconfident, overconfidence, overweight, fat shame, fat shames
"Dad, when did you realize you weren't, you know, exactly studly anymore?"
Tags:parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, kid, kids, child, childhood, growing up, child rearing, ageing, getting old, getting on, getting older, middle age, middle aged, mid life crisis, mid life crises, mid-life crisis, mid-life crises, insult, insults, insulted, insulting, stud, studs, studly, attractive, attractiveness, handsome, handsomeness, losing your looks
"Myrna, I've always loved you in animal prints."
Tags:animal print, animal prints, leopard print, leopard prints, womens fashion, women's fashion, following trends, trends, fashion victim, fashion victims, personal style personal styles, personal taste, attractive, attractiveness, strange clothes, strange clothing, new clothes, new clothing, new dress, new dress, compliment, compliments
"I love your body - where did you get it?"
Tags:women, woman, fashion, style, body image, beauty, physical beauty, self-esteem, body, bodies, in shape, fit, physically fit, compliment, compliments, complimenting, flattery, health, attractive, attractiveness, aesthetic, plastic surgery, plastic surgeon, plastic surgeon, cosmetic surgery, cosmetic surgeons, cosmetic surgeons, nature, natural, natural beauty
"Great! O.K., this time I want you to sound taller, and let me hear a little more hair."
Tags:voice talent, voice talents, voice actor, voice actors, voice acting, voice over, voice overs, radio, pointless, pointlessness, radio recording, radio recordings, voice recording, voice recordings, attractiveness, vanity, recording studio, recording studios, getting old, getting older, insult, insults, insulting, balding
A man imagines he looks like a farmer on a tractor on a ride-on mower and
Tags:mower, mowers, mow, mows, mowing, lawn, lawns, lawn care, image, self-image, overconfident, overconfidence, ride-on mower, ride-on lawnmower, lawnmower, lawnmowers, ride-on lawnmowers, trike, trikes, tricycle, tricycles, childish, childishness, overconfident, overconfidence, attraction, attractive, attractiveness, kiddie car, kiddie cars, kiddie, psychology, self-deception, deception, deceive, deceives, ego, egotistical, egotist, egotists
"Do you, Darlene, take Jim to be your lawfully wedded husband, when you could, clearly, do far better?"
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, beauty, attractiveness, out of his league, mismatched, wedding, weddings, wedding ceremony, wedding ceremonies, wedding vows, vows, exchanging vows, saying i do, bride, brides, groom, grooms, priest, priests, minister, ministers, pastor, pastors, clergyman, clergymen, reverend, reverends, preacher, preachers
'Does this outfit make me look fat?'
Tags:fat, does this make me look fat, attractive, attractiveness, ugly, lie, lies, liar, lying, lied, lie detector, lie detectors, lie detecting, test, testing, tested, tests, outfit, out fits, out fit, outfits, opinion, opinions, personal opinion, personal opinions, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"You have a wonderful body."
"The bunny did not get the job because the bunny is cute. The bunny got the job because the bunny knows WordPerfect."
Tags:discrimination, discriminate, discriminates, discriminating, cute, cuteness, adorable, bunny, bunnies, rabbit, rabbits, hippo, hippos, hippopotamus, writing program, writing programs, skill, skills, skilled, qualification, qualifications, job qualification, job qualifications, qualified, hiring, application, applications, job application, job applications, suspicious, suspicion, suspicions, attractive, attractiveness, computer skills, computer literacy
"I love a man with an untrimmed crust."
Tags:sandwich, sandwiches, crust, crusts, sandwich crust, sandwich crusts, attraction, attractive, attractiveness, flirt, flirts, chat up, chat up line, chat up lines, chat-up line, chat-up lines, middle school, middle-school, attractive man, attractive men, masculinity, expectation, expectations, gender issue, gender issues
A street vendor advertises 'Beefcake'.
"Why do all the hot sex robots go for brainless pretty boy sex robots, instead of enlightened chivalrous guys like me?"
"I've found someone else who thinks I'm really attractive."
"Your charisma or your life!"
"Stupid – yet irresistible."
"I know I'm good looking, but am I good looking enough to move to California?"
"How would I rate on a scale of one to ten?"
'Promise not to touch you for a lift'.