Auction House Cartoons and Comics

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

"The bidding will start at eleven million dollars."

"Do I hear eighty-five?"

"Sotheby's extends its deepest sympathies and wonders whether the deceased might have owned any early German Expressionist pieces."

"What inspired someone to spend countless millions to buy it?"

"It's one of those pieces you pay $142.4 million for at auction and then never look at again."

"All right, who'll start things off with a bid on this magnificent one-of-a-kind fifty-pound rock?"

"Do I have a cough, a harumph, a wink, a tic? Sold then to the smirk for a million-five."

"Now, what am I bid for this beautiful piece, which comes with the original owner?"

'Sold!...to the man at the back...with the twitch.'

Leonardo da Vinci painting - $450 million record.

"Sold to the man with the itchy ear."

'All in favor, touch your nose and lift your left eyebrow.'

Closing Laugh: Auction Room

'His goal is Sotheby's or Christies as a backup.'

Auction 'Lot's wife'

'Sotheby's?'

Going, Going, Gone to Lunch.

Sotheby's Happy Hour

'Actually, I'm here just for the wine and cheese.'

'It's the auction house - your life didn't make it's reserve...'

'What am I bid for these genuine Queen Anne legs?'

"If life was like an auction I think it's safe to say that Roy would fail to make the reserve and would most likely be bought in."

Auctioneer upside down so he can read bid number

Sothebys Happy-Hour