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"We're looking for something for our panic room."
Tags:art, arts, art gallery, art galleries, auction house, auction houses, strange request, strange requests, artist, artists, painter, painters, decorate, decorates, decorating, decorated, panic room, panic rooms, interior decorator, interior decorators, interior designer, interior designers, interior architect, interior architects, art manager, art managers, odd, oddity, oddities, sale, sales, make a sale, making a sale, makes a sale, made a sale
"The bidding will start at eleven million dollars."
"Do I hear eighty-five?"
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking dog, talking dogs, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, bone, bones, auction, auctions, auctioning, auctioneer, auctioneers, auction house, auction houses, bid, bids, bidding, bidder, bidders, money, cost, costs, price, prices, sale, selling, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, personification
"Sotheby's extends its deepest sympathies and wonders whether the deceased might have owned any early German Expressionist pieces."
Tags:death, deceased, condolences, sympathy, sympathies, regret, regrets, estate, estates, art, artist, artists, artwork, artworks, painting, paintings, painter, painters, auction, auctions, auction house, auction houses, art collector, art collectors, art appraiser, art appraisers, german, expressionist, piece, pieces, ethics, unethical, rude, improper, inappropriate, greed, greedy, avarice, buy, buying, sell, selling, cold calling, modern life
"What inspired someone to spend countless millions to buy it?"
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"It's one of those pieces you pay $142.4 million for at auction and then never look at again."
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"All right, who'll start things off with a bid on this magnificent one-of-a-kind fifty-pound rock?"
Tags:history, historical, pre-history, pre-historical, prehistory, prehistorical, stone age, bc, b.c., before christ, paleolithic, palaeolithic, cave-dweller, cave dwellers, cavemen, caveman, neanderthal, neanderthals, early humans, stone, stones, rock, rocks, boulder, boulders, bid, bids, bidding, bidder, bidders, auction, auctions, auctioning, auction house, auction houses, auctioneer, auctioneers, selling, salesmen, salesmen, consumerism, art, first, beginning, origin
"Do I have a cough, a harumph, a wink, a tic? Sold then to the smirk for a million-five."
"Now, what am I bid for this beautiful piece, which comes with the original owner?"
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'Sold!...to the man at the back...with the twitch.'
Leonardo da Vinci painting - $450 million record.
"Sold to the man with the itchy ear."
'All in favor, touch your nose and lift your left eyebrow.'
Closing Laugh: Auction Room
'His goal is Sotheby's or Christies as a backup.'
Auction 'Lot's wife'
Going, Going, Gone to Lunch.
Sotheby's Happy Hour
'Actually, I'm here just for the wine and cheese.'
'It's the auction house - your life didn't make it's reserve...'
'What am I bid for these genuine Queen Anne legs?'
"If life was like an auction I think it's safe to say that Roy would fail to make the reserve and would most likely be bought in."
Auctioneer upside down so he can read bid number