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"Everything's more fun with Muppets!"
Tags:execution, executions, children's show, children's shows, childrens show, childrens shows, kid, kids, audience, audiences, child, children, inappropriate, cute, evil, fun, guillotine, capital punishment, death penalty, dark humor, dark humour, black humor, black humour, lighten up, lightening up, shock, offense, offence
"As if your first clapping faux pas wasn't egregious enough."
Tags:concert, concerts, music concert, music concerts, orchestra, orchestras, audience, audiences, muscian, musicians, conductor, conductor, audience expectations, expectation, expectations, unwritten rule, unwritten rules, faux pas, blunder, blunders, high-culture, low-culture, pretentious, pretention, pretentiousness
"Tonight the part normally played by the audience will be played by actors playing the part of the audience."
Tags:fourth wall, break the fourth wall, breaking the fourth wall, experimental, experimental theatre, play, plays, playhouse, playhouses, theatres, theater, theaters, audience, audiences, audience participation, participate, participates, participating, stand-in, stand-ins, understudy, understudies, actor, actors, acting, actress, actresses, community theatre, avant-garde
"The later the set, the less they get my jokes."
Arcade Game Baseball.
"The Sudden, Sure Knowledge That One's Best Efforts Have Come To Naught."
Tags:effort, efforts, death, deaths, die, dies, deadly, escape, vaudeville, song-and-dance, grim reapers, grim-reapers, grim reaper, grim-reaper, audience, audiences, dying, dies, cheating death, cheats death, performance, performed, barbershop music, barbershop, disappointed, disappointed, fail, failed, effort, efforts
"For the love of God, is there a doctor in the house?"
Tags:performance, performer, performers, talent, talents, talent show, talent shows, ventriloquist, ventriloquists, ventriloquism, ventriloquy, voice, voices, puppet, puppets, puppetry, puppet master, puppet masters, act, acting, dead, dying, sick, sickness, ill, illness, poison, poisoning, poisoned, poisons, doctor, doctors, in the house, audience, audiences, alive, come alive
"How thoughtful of them to have removed their heads!"
Tags:audience, audiences, service, quality, considerate, consideration, movie, movies, film, films, cinema, cinema-goers, movie-goers, thoughtful, thoughtfulness, thoughtfully, head, overhead, view, views, unobstructed, body horror, headless, decapitate, decapitated, decapitation, horror, horrify, normalise, normalize, normalised, normalized, modern life, expectations, modern world, date night
"The networks are losing share and you sit there reading?"
Tags:television, televisions, watching television, tv, tvs, watching tv, t.v., t.v.s, watching t.v., network, networks, audience, viewer, viewers, broadcasting, broadcaster, broadcasters, ratings, market share, losing, declining, technology, computer, computers, internet, online, platform, platforms, video streaming, streaming, on demand, video-on-demand, streaming services, streaming service, reading, book, books, literature, reader, readers, saving, rescuing, traditions, traditional, old-fashioned, entertainment, modern life
"It wasn't supposed to be funny."
Tags:therapy, therapists, therapist, counselor, counselors, counseling, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychoanalysis, clown, clowns, funny, not funny, audience, audiences, circus, circuses, circus clown, circus clowns, mistake, mistakes, performer, performers
"Angelo tells us you haven't been laughing."
Tags:jester, jesters, court jester, court jesters, intimidate, intimidates, intimidating, comedian, comedians, audience, tough crowd, tough crowds, crowd, crowds, audiences, rough gig, rough gigs, laugh, laughs, laughter, laughing, king, kings, court jester, court jesters, mafia, mafioso, mob, mobs, organized crime, criminal, criminals, organised crime, comedy, offended, take offense, taking offense, take offence, taking offence
"This is for anyone on the panel- how can I be up there instead of down here?"
Tags:question, questions, audience, audiences, member of the audience, panel, panels, lecture, lectures, lecturing, debate, debates, question and answer, q&a, unusual, panel debate, aspiring, advice, advising, advise, adviser, promote, good question, bad question, good questions, bad questions, smart, witty, wit, wits, education, educate, learn, learning, learns, learned
'They say the secret to public speaking is to pick out one person in the audience and talk to him.' 'Well, did you?' 'Yeah. Unfortunately the person I picked out was snickering, pointing and whispering to the guy next to him.'
Thorn in a Lion's Paw
Tags:lion, lions, mice, mouse, rodent, rodents, doctor, doctors, medical doctors, medical doctor, surgeon, surgeons, operation, operating, operating room, operating theatre, operating theater, operating rooms, operating theatres, operating theaters, spectate, spectators, spectators, audience, surgery, androcles, androclus, the lion and the mouse, thorn in paw, aesops fables, aesop's fables, sleeping lion, sleeping lions, a sleeping lion, brave, bravery, courage, couragous
"I think you should all consider yourself very fortunate to be here considering how few seats there are for this event."
Tags:conference, conferences, event, events, speaker, speakers, presenter, presenters, speech, speeches, presentation, presentations, meeting meetings, convention, conventions, lecture, lectures, fortunate, lucky, few seats, limited seats, limited seating, audience, small audience, attendees, low attendance, low numbers, business, businessmen, businessman, businesswoman, businesswomen, mc, mcs, m.c., m.c.s, master of ceremonies, keynote, keynotes, empty, lack of interest
Prizes Include: A New Car, A Maui Vacation And The Grim Reaper
Tags:game, games, game show, gameshows, gameshow, death, dead, die, died, dying, dies, grim, grim reaper, reaper, reapers, tv, t v, tv show, television, live tv, audience, studio, studio audience, prize, prizes, vacation, vacations, random, randomness, chance, chances, probability, probabilities, car, cars, door number, choose, choice, choices, fate, fated, doom, doomed
'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'
"If there is anyone who objects to this union, either here or on the Internet, speak now or forever hold your peace."
Tags:relationship, relationships, wedding, weddings, marriage, marriages, wedding ceremony, wedding ceremonies, vow, vows, bride, brides, groom, grooms, webcam, webcams, technology, modern life, online, internet, streaming, live streaming, live, live video, video feed, live videos, video feeds, camera, cameras, video camera, video cameras, audience, speak now or forever hold your peace, object, objection, objections, minister, ministers, priest, priests, pastor, pastors, clergyman, clergymen, modern life, modern wedding, modern weddings, broadcast, broadcasts, broadcasting, computer, computers, head camera, head cameras, action camera, action cameras
'As you can see, I've been targeted by advertisers.'
"Come on, you know the words! Bum bum bum bum!"
They hated me.
Blues musicians who never found their audience
Tags:cat, cats, pet, pets, cinema, cinemas, movie, movies, the movies, movie theater, movie theaters, movie theatre, movie theatres, film, films, shoelaces, shoe lace, shoelace, shoe laces, bootlace, bootlaces, boot lace, boot laces, films for cat, movies for cats, enthralled, enthralling, exciting, excited, excitement, engage, engaging, audience, audiences, target audience, target audiences
"It was so depressing. When I go to the theatre, I want to be entertained."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking cat, talking cats, cat, feline, felines, cats, cat owner, cat owners, theatre, theatres, theater, theaters, audience, musical, musicals, play, plays, broadway, critic, critics, criticising, criticizing, criticism, critique, critiquing, depressing, entertaining, entertainment
"Tell me, sir. Is it good or bad?"