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"Everything's more fun with Muppets!"
Tags:execution, executions, children's show, children's shows, childrens show, childrens shows, kid, kids, audience, audiences, child, children, inappropriate, cute, evil, fun, guillotine, capital punishment, death penalty, dark humor, dark humour, black humor, black humour, lighten up, lightening up, shock, offense, offence
Arcade Game Baseball.
"Tonight the part normally played by the audience will be played by actors playing the part of the audience."
Tags:fourth wall, break the fourth wall, breaking the fourth wall, experimental, experimental theatre, play, plays, playhouse, playhouses, theatres, theater, theaters, audience, audiences, audience participation, participate, participates, participating, stand-in, stand-ins, understudy, understudies, actor, actors, acting, actress, actresses, community theatre, avant-garde
"As if your first clapping faux pas wasn't egregious enough."
Tags:concert, concerts, music concert, music concerts, orchestra, orchestras, audience, audiences, muscian, musicians, conductor, conductor, audience expectations, expectation, expectations, unwritten rule, unwritten rules, faux pas, blunder, blunders, high-culture, low-culture, pretentious, pretention, pretentiousness
"The later the set, the less they get my jokes."
"For the love of God, is there a doctor in the house?"
Tags:performance, performer, performers, talent, talents, talent show, talent shows, ventriloquist, ventriloquists, ventriloquism, ventriloquy, voice, voices, puppet, puppets, puppetry, puppet master, puppet masters, act, acting, dead, dying, sick, sickness, ill, illness, poison, poisoning, poisoned, poisons, doctor, doctors, in the house, audience, audiences, alive, come alive
"The Sudden, Sure Knowledge That One's Best Efforts Have Come To Naught."
Tags:effort, efforts, death, deaths, die, dies, deadly, escape, vaudeville, song-and-dance, grim reapers, grim-reapers, grim reaper, grim-reaper, audience, audiences, dying, dies, cheating death, cheats death, performance, performed, barbershop music, barbershop, disappointed, disappointed, fail, failed, effort, efforts
"How thoughtful of them to have removed their heads!"
Tags:audience, audiences, service, quality, considerate, consideration, movie, movies, film, films, cinema, cinema-goers, movie-goers, thoughtful, thoughtfulness, thoughtfully, head, overhead, view, views, unobstructed, body horror, headless, decapitate, decapitated, decapitation, horror, horrify, normalise, normalize, normalised, normalized, modern life, expectations, modern world, date night
"Angelo tells us you haven't been laughing."
Tags:jester, jesters, court jester, court jesters, intimidate, intimidates, intimidating, comedian, comedians, audience, tough crowd, tough crowds, crowd, crowds, audiences, rough gig, rough gigs, laugh, laughs, laughter, laughing, king, kings, court jester, court jesters, mafia, mafioso, mob, mobs, organized crime, criminal, criminals, organised crime, comedy, offended, take offense, taking offense, take offence, taking offence
"It wasn't supposed to be funny."
Tags:therapy, therapists, therapist, counselor, counselors, counseling, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychoanalysis, clown, clowns, funny, not funny, audience, audiences, circus, circuses, circus clown, circus clowns, mistake, mistakes, performer, performers
"This is for anyone on the panel- how can I be up there instead of down here?"
Tags:question, questions, audience, audiences, member of the audience, panel, panels, lecture, lectures, lecturing, debate, debates, question and answer, q&a, unusual, panel debate, aspiring, advice, advising, advise, adviser, promote, good question, bad question, good questions, bad questions, smart, witty, wit, wits, education, educate, learn, learning, learns, learned
'They say the secret to public speaking is to pick out one person in the audience and talk to him.' 'Well, did you?' 'Yeah. Unfortunately the person I picked out was snickering, pointing and whispering to the guy next to him.'
'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'
'As you can see, I've been targeted by advertisers.'
They hated me.
Tags:cat, cats, pet, pets, cinema, cinemas, movie, movies, the movies, movie theater, movie theaters, movie theatre, movie theatres, film, films, shoelaces, shoe lace, shoelace, shoe laces, bootlace, bootlaces, boot lace, boot laces, films for cat, movies for cats, enthralled, enthralling, exciting, excited, excitement, engage, engaging, audience, audiences, target audience, target audiences
"Sometimes, late at night, I do wonder, 'is he laughing at me or laughing with me?'"
"Don't make me come down there."
Tags:pianist, pianists, musician, musicians, concert pianist, concert pianists, performer, performers, piano recital, piano recitals, concert, concerts, audience, audiences, bad audience, bad audiences, threat, threats, threaten, threatening, conceit, conceited, arrogant, arrogance, pretentious, pretension, pretentiousness
'In preparing for his big speech Thorton practices freezing mindlessly in front of a mirror.'
New York's Only Tragedy Club!
"Hello, I have this on my Spotify, so I'll be humming along."
"But, seriously folks…."
Tags:comic, comics, standup, standups, stand-up, stand-ups, comedian, comedians, comedy night, comedy nights, bomb, bombs, bombing, fail, fails, failing, failure, failures, tough crowd, tough crowds, audience, audiences, tough audience, tough audiences, but seriously folks, bored, unamused, amusement, amusing, laugh, laughs, laughing, laughter, funny man, funny person, funny people, funny men
Awkward Moments In The Insect World
'What do you MEAN this IS the show?!! Let me see the tickets!'
Tags:seal, seals, perform, performs, performance, performances, musical concert, concerts, concert, gig, gigs, audience, audiences, crowd, crowds, horn, horns, honk, honks, honked, honking, unexpected, surprise, surprises, surprised, unanticipated, unwanted, disappointed, disappointing, close to home