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Dogs rowing a boat while listening to a gramophone.
Lester crosses that very fine line separating cost accounting from performance art...
"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."
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Everybody listens, but nobody speaks.
This call may be recorded and used in a podcast.
'Buy you new equipment? Are you kidding? Our budget is already so tight that we have a kazooist because we can't afford an organ.'
'I like the way you handle responsibility, Mac, so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'
'He's bought a new TV. I hope it isn't too big.'
'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'
'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'
"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"
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"An echo is like a voice selfie."
'Okay everybody, SMILE!'
"I'll take that one."
'Hello 8 track? It's me, vinyl... I'm sorry I ever made fun of you.'
Beware of sound bites.
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'Mac realizes he used the wrong microphone password.'
'The Feng Shui of this auditorium must be off.'
An Audio Technician's Pocket Knife
'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'
'What luck! A sound technician.'
'I told you we should have gone wireless.'
'Congratulations, its a six pound audio technician.'
'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'