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Dogs rowing a boat while listening to a gramophone.
"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."
'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'
'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'
"I'll take that one."
An Audio Technician's Pocket Knife
"What happened?! Did we get so many listeners that it overloaded the bandwidth?"
'Access to the kids? No. I want access to the audio equipment.'
'I told you we should have gone wireless.'
'Doctor, I just can't seem to relate to my audio equipment these days.'
'Rolling Stones in Concert' and in huge letters, 'Sound Engineering by Mark S. Warp.' 'Sound Engineer Dreams.'
OBSOLETE: Any piece of audio equipment you bought last year for mega bucks.
Oh great. They're all females and my equipment only uses males.
'Big audio gear is coming back!'