"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."
'Press one for the history of the late 18th century dining room.' - 'Press two for the story of the exquisite silver candelabras.' - 'Press three if you're so bored right now you want to self harm.' - 'Three.'