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'Buy you new equipment? Are you kidding? Our budget is already so tight that we have a kazooist because we can't afford an organ.'
'I like the way you handle responsibility, Mac, so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'
Goldilocks drives an audio tech insane.
'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'
'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'
'This beauty will give you that British sound. It will convert your nasal twang into proper Queen's English.
Born to be a Sound Engineer.
'Not still responding with your ratatat machine-gun FX are you, Rigby?'
'Can I help it if I was given all thumbs and two left feet?'
'One could make the ultimate industrial strength glue by cracking the formula of the goo on night club stages.'
'I thought you knew we play heavy metal.'
'Mac realizes he used the wrong microphone password.'
'Hell's freezing over. The only thing I can figure is that The Church For the Tone Deaf finally updated it's sound system.'
'Maybe next concert we should ease up on the volume.'
'The Feng Shui of this auditorium must be off.'
An Audio Technician's Pocket Knife
'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'
'What luck! A sound technician.'
'I told you we should have gone wireless.'
'Congratulations, its a six pound audio technician.'
'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'
'Looks like the band and the sound technician had a difference of opinion again during a sound check.'
'Access to the kids? No. I want access to the audio equipment.'
'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'
'It needed rebooting.'