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'Buy you new equipment? Are you kidding? Our budget is already so tight that we have a kazooist because we can't afford an organ.'
'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'
'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'
'This beauty will give you that British sound. It will convert your nasal twang into proper Queen's English.
'I thought you knew we play heavy metal.'
'Maybe next concert we should ease up on the volume.'
'Hell's freezing over. The only thing I can figure is that The Church For the Tone Deaf finally updated it's sound system.'
'Looks like the band and the sound technician had a difference of opinion again during a sound check.'
'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'
'Access to the kids? No. I want access to the audio equipment.'
'The Feng Shui of this auditorium must be off.'
An Audio Technician's Pocket Knife
'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'
'What luck! A sound technician.'
'I told you we should have gone wireless.'
'Congratulations, its a six pound audio technician.'
'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'
'It needed rebooting.'
'HI, Mom. Meet my new significant other.'
Soft Speaker, Loud Speaker, Deafening Speaker
Extreme Sound Engineering
OBSOLETE: Any piece of audio equipment you bought last year for mega bucks.
'Don't worry, the first 30 years working as a sound engineer are the hardest.'