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"The best thing about untold wealth is that it can't be audited."
'I may feel like a million bucks, but after taxes I look like two dollars and fifteen cents.'
Luck of the IRS.
For those who seem to have everything.
"And if she doesn't file?"
Audited by the IRS.
Mistake with the IRS.
"Not an audit. The IRS wants to give me a financial colonoscopy."
"I'm afraid there are some things we can't fix in Photoshop."
IRS, 'About this new tax plan -- I'd like to volunteer to be in the control group.'
"The doctor said he needed to sweat off some pounds, so I lied and told him our accountant called to say we're being audited."
'You're sure you've conducted an internal audit before?'
"Didn't anybody tell you about the short guy surcharge?"
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'He was about to be audited.'
"...And check THIS box if you don't hate America."
'Keep you hair on, I'm only doing this for dramatic effect. You're still being audited by the Inland Revenue.'
'There he goes, the stranger who audited Black Bart.'
No more waterboarding at audits.
IRS - To speed up audits. Please walk in, drop your pants and spread 'em wide!
'Everything I hide from the IRS I do it for the children.'
'Mi Casa Su Casa!'
'We have a problem!'
'He says you'll remember him from High-School where you once referred to him as an idiot.'
IRS Auditing Service - Come in and spread 'em.
'Surely you jest.'