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"Audit him - but make it look like an accident."
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'Mission control? We'd like to take an unscheduled spacewalk.'
Death and Taxes
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'Half of the numbers are accurate, that's why we're auditing the remaining 56%.'
I often thought that I should have been a weaver of words,someone who danced and sang his way into peoples souls and through my imagination led others into a world of dreams and intoxicating revelry...But auditing offered a much better pension.
'Our filing system could perhaps benefit from a little critical analysis.'
'I wonder if you could shed some light on this department's high 'miscellaneous expenditure' total?'
'Did you get any feedback on that audit report?'
"If we defund schools, will my grades go away?"
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'I may feel like a million bucks, but after taxes I look like two dollars and fifteen cents.'
Luck of the IRS.
The Lone Auditor
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A man shows up to a lottery winner's door with a 1040 form.
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"To begin with, do you have all your receipts?"
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'Now, remember, when we get in there, let me do all the talking.'
"Look, I don't make the rules. I just work here—gleefully."
'Do you honestly expect me to believe that fairy tale?
'We're your family... please don't audit us.'
'I have to admit ... the fist pumps are making me nervous.'
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'You didn't think you could get away from us that easily, did you?'
'Floyd from auditing stopped by to see you. He's in your top right hand drawer.'
"If it's the I.R.S., tell them: Not a penny! Not a centime! Not a sou!"
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