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Graham really wanted to play Joseph, but deep down he knew what part he'd get again.
"Not a chance - you go try out for The New This Old House by yourself."
Tags:hammer, hammers, nail, nails, tool, tools, construction, home improvement, home improvement show, home improvement shows, house flipping, house flipper, house flippers, show, shows, tv show, tv shows, television show, television shows, tryout, tryouts, audition, auditions, casting call, casting calls
"Sorry, we already have a bass player."
"You need a transplant, but there are very few good parts for middle-aged women."
Tags:transplant, transplants, organ transplant, organ transplants, organ donor, organ donors, organ donation, role, roles, acting, actor, actors, actress, actresses, middle age, middle-aged women, audition, auditions, auditioning, glass ceiling, hollywood, age, ages, ageing, medical advice, good part, good parts, good role, good roles, older women
Rejected Spice Girls.
Vaudeville producers audition a singing Canada goose.
Tags:animal, animals, bird, birds, canada goose, canada geese, canadian goose, canadian geese, sing, singing, singer, singers, music, vaudeville, performer, performers, performance, performances, audition, auditions, auditioning, director, directors, producer, producers, sign, singing, migration, migrate, famous, star, stars, celeb, celebs, celebrities, celebrity, popular, popularity, northeast, canada, canadian, regional, hedge, hedging, showbiz, show business, stage, stages
Tags:baseball, base ball, pitch, pitches, pitching, pitcher, pitchers, audition, auditions, auditioning, try out, try outs, tryout, tryouts, trial, trials, like, likes, love, loves, personality, personalities, interview, interviews, interviewing, interviewed, question, questions, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition
Tags:poetry, poet, poets, poem, poems, audition, auditions, auditioning, inaugural address, inaugural addresses, inauguration, inaugurations, recite, recital, recitals, recitation, recitations, audition, auditions, auditioning, beatnik, beatniks, political speech, political speeches, political event, political events
"It's between me, a horse with a guy's butt, and Nicolas Cage."
Tags:centaur, centaurs, mythological creature, mythological creatures, casting call, casting calls, casting, audition, auditions, auditioning, casting agency, casting agencies, try out, tries out, trying out, nicolas cage, nicholas cage, role, roles, actor, actors, acting, acting bug, fit the role, fits the role, fitting the role, well-suited
"It's new all right, but it's not very exciting."
Tags:act, acts, circus act, circus acts, lion, lions, lion tamer, lion tamers, thrill, thrills, thrilling, audition, auditions, auditioning, non-threatening, entertainer, entertainers, entertaining, circus, circuses, circus performer, circus performers, performer, performers, judge, judges, judgment, judgments, judgement, judgements, exciting, excitement, mass appeal
"A word to the wise - he's sick of 'La Bamba'."
"Will the role of wife call for any nudity?"
"Which part are you reading for?"
Tags:monster, monsters, monster movie, monster movies, monster film, monster films, kaiju, giant, monster, giant monsters, casting call, casting calls, movie star, movie stars, film star, film stars, actor, actors, acting, gig, gigs, gigging, audition, auditions, auditioning, casting agency, casting agencies, hollywood, film industry, movie industry
"I got the part, but I play a waiter."
Tags:actor, actors, theater, acting, audition, auditions, performer, performers, let down, let downs, let-down, let-downs, disappointment, disappointments, disappointing, art imitates life, waiter, waiters, waiting staff, wait staff, kitchen, kitchens, kitchen work, bad job, bad jobs, job satisfaction
"What else have I seen you in?"
Tags:actor, actors, agent, agents, hollywood agent, hollywood agents, movie industry, movie industries, cast, casts, casting, casting agent, casting agents, casting agency, casting agencies, audition, auditions, auditioning, mascot, mascots, branch out, branches out, branching out, acting profession, resume, resumes, highlight, highlights, highlight reel, highlight reels, limited, pigeonhole, pigeonholed
Piccolo player wanted, must play well with others.
"I got another callback. My agent says it's between me and the guy who's going to get it."
Tags:actor, actors, actress, actresses, acting, callback, callbacks, agent, agents, agency, agencies, manager, managers, talent agent, talent agents, talent agency, talent agencies, booking agent, booking agents, booking agency, booking agencies, competition, competitive, no chance, negative thinking, pessimism, pessimistic, pessimist, pessimists, audition, auditions, auditioning
"You got a letter from MTV. They've been looking at the demographics, and they'd like you to come in for an audition."
'So, apart from the literary reference, that's it, is it?'
Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...
Tags:audition, auditions, auditioning, try out, tries out, trying out, tryouts, pet, pets, pet trick, pet tricks, animal trick, animal tricks, dumb, stupid, david letterman, late night talk show, talk show, talk shows, late night talk shows, booking agent, booking agents, booking, bookings, guest, guests, talk show guest, talk show guests, fifteen minutes of fame, 15 minutes of fame, talent, talents, talent show, talent shows
"I'm sorry. We don't want a ring-tailed lemur. We want a ring-tailed-lemur type."
Tags:lemur, lemurs, ring-tailed lemur, ring-tailed lemurs, ring tailed lemur, ring tailed lemurs, audition, auditions, casting, caster, casters, casting directors, casting directors, acting, actor, actors, type cast, type-cast, type-casting, type casting, film industry, tv industry, televsion industry, hollywod, film production, typecast, type, types, perform, performance, performer, performers, stereotype, stereotyped, stereotypes, appearance, racial issues, race issues, racial discrimination, discriminate, discrimination
"It's always 'Get me a Godzilla type,' never 'Get me Godzilla!'"
Tags:movie star, movie stars, b-list, star, stars, monster, monsters, monster movie, monster movies, monster film, monster films, fictional character, fictional characters, authentic, authenticity, complain, complains, complaining, complaint, complaints, grievance, grievances, moans, moaning, actor, actors, out-of-work, audition, auditions, auditioning, jobless, joblessness, film industry, movie industry, movie studio, movie studios, film studio, film studios
Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: "Oh! Calcutta!" Casting Call
Tags:avant-garde, play, plays, theatre, oh calcutta, playwright, playwrights, dog, dogs, animal, animals, adaptation, adaptations, adapted, adapting, dog trainer, dog trainers, animal trainer, animal trainers, animal training, audition, auditions, auditioning, casting call, casting calls, cast, casts, musical, musicals, revue, revues
"Sorry Mr. Gross, Mr. DeVries, but the firm has decided to go with the earthy, down-home fingerpicking of Ms. Aimee Parker-Grossman."
Tags:audition, auditions, electric guitar, electric guitars, acoustic guitar, acoustic guitars, musician, musicians, musical instrument, musical instruments, guitarist, guitarists, fingerpicking, earthy, musical taste, job interview, job interviews, job candidate, job candidates, interview, interviews, interviewing process