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'God does not call the qualified. He koala-fies the called.'
"Well, I guess that proves it. Seeing Eye kangaroos are not the answer."
Tags:kangaroo, kangaroos, blind, blindness, sightless, help, helps, helping, helper, helpers, dog, dogs, working dog, working dogs, marsupial, marsupials, down under, australia, australian, australians, aussie, aussies, solution, solutions, disobedient, disobedience, guide dog, guide dogs, guide animal, guide animals, assistance, assistance animal, assistance animals, flaw, flaws, flawed, bad idea, bad ideas, think through, thinks through, thinking through
Man at Optometrists and reading an eye chart that spells out 'AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI OI OI OI'..
"Once again, mere fists and blunt instruments prove no match for one so adept at the marsupial arts."
Tags:marsupial, martial arts, kangaroo, kangaroos, fight, australia, the outback, outback, aussie, aussies, australasia, strong animal, animal, strong animals, animals, mammal, mammals, attack, animal attack, nature, zoo, zoologist, science, scientist, scientists, boxer, boxers, boxing, pugilism, pugilist, pugilists
'Gee, do you mind?! Hot air travels up, y'know.'
'He's playing 'Dancing Queen' on his didgeridoo... That must be an Abba-original!'
'Why can't you just use the microwave like everyone else?'
Sydney Airport - passengers called Barry, Sheila and Skippy.
Tags:surfer, surfers, surf, surfboard, surfboards, surfing, extreme sport, extreme sports, adrenaline rush, adrenaline rushes, koala bear, koala bears, koala, koalas, aussie, australia, australian, stereotype, stereotypes, water sport, water sports, watersport, watersports, water-sport, water-sports
'You drink too much!'
'Whatever you do,don't ask them about their holiday Down Under.'
". . . And I'm returning the load of mouldy bread my ancestors stole from you pommies!"
Tags:pommies, australian, australians, aussie, aussies, pommie, british history, australian history, customs official, customs officials, customs, tourist, tourists, airport, airports, air travel, convict, convicts, colony, colonies, penal colony, penal colonies, thief, thieves, theft, thefts, crimes, criminal, criminals
'I tell you what, it's much more comfortable with a cushion...'
'Late night horror programme anyone?' (Australians watching Test Match Cricket).
'My secret? Starch, and lots of it...'
"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"
Tags:aussies, australians, aussie, australian, australian stereotype, australian stereotypes, cellphone, cellphones, mobile, mobiles, phone, phones, cell, cells, smartphone, smartphones, smart-phone, smart-phones, application, applications, app, apps, beer, beers, can opener, can openers, gadget, gadgets, gadgetry, beer opener, beer openers, bottle opener, bottle openers
'Australian politics is a lot like a barbecue. Basically, if you don't show up with a sausage they don't want to know you.'
Australian 'Then' and 'Nows', BBQ's
Magritte character has apples hanging from hat like corks, Australian-style.
'Tush, tush...did you see that, Sport? Plastic corks!'
One hot dog!