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"Well, I guess that proves it. Seeing Eye kangaroos are not the answer."
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Man at Optometrists and reading an eye chart that spells out 'AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI OI OI OI'..
"Once again, mere fists and blunt instruments prove no match for one so adept at the marsupial arts."
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'...I don't like your chances!'
Sydney Airport - passengers called Barry, Sheila and Skippy.
'Whatever you do,don't ask them about their holiday Down Under.'
". . . And I'm returning the load of mouldy bread my ancestors stole from you pommies!"
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'Late night horror programme anyone?' (Australians watching Test Match Cricket).
"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"
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'Australian politics is a lot like a barbecue. Basically, if you don't show up with a sausage they don't want to know you.'
'Bruce! 'ow many times must I tell 'ya? Only one wave of the bloomin' terroir flag over the fruit!'
Australian 'Then' and 'Nows', BBQ's
'Tush, tush...did you see that, Sport? Plastic corks!'
Aussie pub restrooms: 'blokes...anti-blokes.'
'Face facts, Lenny â€ your boomerang is not coming back.'
'Notice how Derek's boozing is getting out of hand lately?'
Daisy had caught brucilosis again.
Let's Rock/Ayers Rock!
Wine Bottle Bank/Australian Wine Bottle Bank.
Man Dreaming Of Australia.
'Great to see you again Dave. We must do eucalyptus leaves sometime.'
How to tell that the plumber you hired learned his trade in 'the land down under'.