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'We've never had an accident - aside from three of our five kids.'
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'Since we couldn't afford health care insurance, we induced labor in our car so our auto insurance would cover any maternity costs.'
"There's been an accident, but it doesn't involve me."
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'Hi, I'm calling to check to see if 'alien attack' is covered on my auto insurance...'
'Under Obamacare the government's gonna force us to have health insurance!'
"No, I wouldn't want to be twenty again—not with auto-insurance rates what they are."
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"I'm afraid that with the new Insurance Act there's still a Great Deal of uncertainty about requirements for full disclosure!"
'Now wait a minute...who's at fault here?'
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During a snowfall, it's always best to slow down a bit.
'Do you have your insurance information on you?'
'We covered, officer. We're just having a hard time finding our insurance card.'
'I swear this self driving car is falsifying it's records to avoid an insurance rate hike."
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"Luckily, my insurance covers roadside assistance."
'Switched to GEICO and paid more money.'
"Lucky for you, we're one of a few companies that offers clown car insurance."
"I'm a TV producer. I can get you on one of those fake judge programs, and you'll both become famous."
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"I hope you realise this is going to raise our auto insurance premium!"
"Due to your accident record we won't be able to offer you insurance at this point in time."
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"By 2020 millennials will control half of all investible assets...and we're still paying her car insurance?"
Installing one of the new 'Buck Bridges' reduced Bob's auto insurance by 21%.
"We do have a 'No driver refused' policy, however, that requires a certain stipulation..."
'You've been in many accidents so we'll have to rate you higher for an auto insurance policy.'
"Oh, great. Now we have to invent accident insurance!"
"I told 6 auto insurance companies I'm a wreckless driver, and none of them will sell me a policy."