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'May I photograph you with the camera in my cell phone?'
'I'd prefer a hernia.'
'There's no need to be that kind.'
'I've got a bottle of wine with your name on it back at my house.'
'Absolute worst-case scenario? Yes, I'll go out with you.'
'No, you may not freshen my drink...'
'I can understand that...Especially during an election year.'
'I'd invite you in, but I've given up jackasses for Lent.'
'It's hard to choose, isn't it.'
'How can you possibly be busy washing your hair for the rest of your life???'
Bad first impressions...Bad second impressions too...
'Pinch me so I know i'm not dreaming!'