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"Hey! Forget your troubles. Come on, get happy!"
"Wheels and an engine? Now you're talking sports package."
"Naturally, there's a trade-off for its exceptional fuel economy."
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'Doctor, are you going to finance it or shall I just bill Medicare?'
"I'd like to point out that our cars lead the field in declining auto sales."
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'Got anything with a bit of leg room?'
'So, what'll it take to put you in a new life today?'
'Dependable, basic transportation. Guaranteed to drive the ladies wild, especially low-maintenance ones.'
"Nope, no airbags. But did I mention the heavy-duty seatbelts?"
"This vehicle also has a rear blind spot elimination assistant fitted as standard."
"... With a slightly above average mileage..."
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'As it turns out, going 'green' will cost a lot of green.'
"Got any new monster trucks?"
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"Yes, this is one of those muscle cars."
"Auto, air, V6, dual overhead cam ..."
"It's an epic novel about a guy who's trying to sell his car."
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Al's Used Cars: Our Motto - when life hands you lemons, we sell them!
"This one contains our tailgating deterrent feature."
'With this velcro seat, I save a bundle on seatbelts.'
"No, I don't have one that runs on Ramen Noodles."
'I meant, how flexible are you on price?'
Jack Frankenstein sold cars. Mostly hatchbacks to hunchbacks.
'Just came in. It's a repo.'
"And this model actually makes its own parking spaces."
"The new car smell is inadequate? Don't move! I'll grab our on-site aromatherapist!"