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"Hey! Forget your troubles. Come on, get happy!"
"Wheels and an engine? Now you're talking sports package."
"Naturally, there's a trade-off for its exceptional fuel economy."
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"All the airbags are positioned to protect your smartphone in any conceivable collision."
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"And this dashboard has all the electronic distractions grouped into one convenient confusion cluster."
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'So, what'll it take to put you in a new life today?'
"Would you like to super-size that?"
'Dependable, basic transportation. Guaranteed to drive the ladies wild, especially low-maintenance ones.'
"This vehicle also has a rear blind spot elimination assistant fitted as standard."
"... With a slightly above average mileage..."
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"Got any new monster trucks?"
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"Yes, this is one of those muscle cars."
"Yes, this is one of those muscle cars."
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"It's an epic novel about a guy who's trying to sell his car."
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"In my experience, cars with hyphens in their names are the best."
Al's Used Cars: Our Motto - when life hands you lemons, we sell them!
"This one contains our tailgating deterrent feature."
"No, I don't have one that runs on Ramen Noodles."
"58 M.P.G. easy.."
'Just came in. It's a repo.'
'I meant, how flexible are you on price?'
'The optional health package comes with no cigarette lighter.'
"And this model actually makes its own parking spaces."
"You have 24/7 roadside assistance to compensate for your new car's immediate depreciation."
"The new car smell is inadequate? Don't move! I'll grab our on-site aromatherapist!"