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Break Down in Communication
My broom's in the shop.
'First of all, it didn't malfunction, it broke. Never waste a $20 word on a $2 car.'
"I've narrowed the problem down to somewhere under this big flap I discovered."
Psychic Car Mechanics.
Brake Repair Shop
"What does the problem sound like? It sounds like a cash register going KA-CHING! KA-CHING!"
'I said they're good, but expensive.'
'If I were you, I'd keep the oil and change the car.'
'Basically I'm just interested in hot-wiring.'
'Hey, Ruby, want to give this guy an estimate?'
'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'
Auto Shop - First we've got to get him out of there.
"Don't even think about selling your car, Ralphie."
"Excuse me...is this the right steering fluid for my car?"
"I'm using my breaks to write a paper for school."
"That was Mr. Marquez. The delivery guy has taken him the wrong part three times."
"Why do you call your car 'Baby'?"
"I hate doing inventory."
"Duh! You must get tired of all these stupid questions."
"I need an exhaust pipe for my truck."
"Look Baldo, I know I'm your 'boss'...but nothing has really 'changed'."