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"Please listen carefully, as my menu options have changed."
"I wasn't expecting automation for another 10 years..."
"We're down to two potential hires: you and an efficiency algorithm on a Malaysian server barge."
Tags:coffee, coffees, barista, baristas, automate, automated, automation, robot worker, robot workers, robot replacement, robot replacements, coffee order, coffee orders, preference, preferences, personal preference, personal preferences, modern life, modern lives, choice, choices, option, options, too many choice, too many options, overstimulate, overstimulated, overstimulation, over-stimulation, vending machine, vending machines, espresso, espressos
"First our jobs. Now they're coming for our leisure."
"I was trying to send a text message, but I think I bombed a terrorist camp with a remote control drone."
Tags:drone strike, drone strikes, counter terrorism, counter terrorist, counter terrorists, counter terrorism methods, counter terrorism methods, automate, automated, automation, automating, automates, automations, smart phone, smart phones, mobile phone, mobile phones, increasing power, powerful technology, modern times, modern day, modern day issues, drone bombing, drone, drones
"We want maintenance insurance."
"I'm your surgeon bot."
"What we need is a union."
Tags:robots, robotics, automation, automated, automate, manufacturing, manufacturer, manufacturers, manufacture, manufactures, job, jobs, auto plant, auto plants, automobile plants, technology, factory workers, factory worker, unions, union, unionization, outsourcing, outsourcing to robots, workforce, jobs, employment, economy, unemployment, strike, strikes, striking, union worker, union workers
"Autonomous lawnmowers were a bad idea. I see that now."
Tags:lawnmower, lawn mower, lawnmowers, lawn mowers, automate, autonomous, automatic, automated, automation, robot, robots, bot, bots, independent, garden, gardening, lawn, lawns, mow, mowing, mows, bad idea, foolish, realise, realize, realizing, realising, realisation, realization, self driving, self-driving, driverless, driver-less, technology, tech, technologies, computer-driven, danger, dangerous, sentient, harmful, attack, attacking, attacks
The Grim Reaper is comforted by a robot Grim Reaper
"Now that we're completely automated, there's no one to yell at."
Tags:automation, automate, automated, robot worker, robot workers, robot, robots, machine, machines, factory, factories, industrial factory, industrial factories, industrial worker, industrial workers, manager, managers, tyrant, tyrants, empty, empty out, empties out, shout, shouts, shouting, yell, yells, yelling, boss, bosses, difficult boss, difficult bosses
The self-driving police car arrives quickly...
Tags:self-driving car, self-driving cars, police car, police cars, police, police officer, police officers, investigation, investigations, investigate, investigates, investigating, break-in, break-ins, breaking in, incompetent, incompetence, self-driving, automate, automates, automation, unforeseen consequence, unforeseen consequences
Manual automation in the office.
A Self-Driving Car
"No need for you to train your replacement. We found it on the App Store."
"Sounds like a real game changer."
nterior driver-assist options monitor your alertness, gauge coordination, and smell fear.
Assorted Arms Vending Machine: Insert Money and Select.
Ouija board speaks recorded options
'Please hold... we're going for a record on seeing how long customers will wait...'
'Thank you for calling the IRS... Press one for laughter in the background, press two for crying in the background.'
'If you are using a touch-tone phone, press 1, if you wish to talk to a human being, enter your credit card number...'
'Thank you for contacting The Pearly Gates. Your call may be monitored for training purposes...'
'Four years, for a wine degree, from UC Davis...for this.'