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Automated Phone System Cartoons and Comics

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Snobs club: Press 1 to speak to a somebody, press 2 to speak to a nobody.

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'A human being answered the phone!'

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Elderly man on phone in bed - 'Press 1 if you have bed sores, Press 2 if you need to go to the toilet...'

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On telemarketing answermachine: 'Please hold. You're call is very important to us...unless you're trying to sell something to us!'

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'Thank you for calling the guru. If you want the meaning of life, press one. If you want the significance of the Universe, press two. If you want....'

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'Please stay on the line -- your call is very important to us... important to us... important to us....'

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'You are through to the Samaritans. Press 1 if you are depressed, press 2 if you are suicidal ...'

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'...thanks for calling. You will now getting kicked out of the line.'

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Two week's rehearsing vicious phone revenge were just sucked dry by 5 minutes of menu options.

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'If you want to pay your bill, press one. If you want to discuss your bill, press two. If you're frustrated because you can't just talk to a living, breathing, human being, press three.'

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'Your call would have been important to us before we went out of business.'

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To be downsized, press 1, outsourced press 2.

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Automated customer service.

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'I don't want to talk to any flunkies. Put me straight through to the computer.'

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'Please stay on the line -- Your call is very important to us.... important to us.... important to us.... important to us....'

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'It says, your signal is important to us...'

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'Adjust your listening device, as our menu has changed...'

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'For deliveries press the hatch key.'

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'Press one to speak to God, two to speak to another operator, and three to pass straight into heaven.'

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Lost sheep wishes...

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Click...'Heaven is unable to get to the phone at the moment, but if you'd like to leave your prayers at the sound of the tone, they will be answered.'

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