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"All alone by the [cordless, customized, multifunction, dial-o-matic] telephone."
"As corporate sniper, you'll of course be given an office with a window."
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"Nothing can be done about crime unless you deal with the root causes in the environment."
Tags:reflex, reflexes, reflex reaction, reflex reactions, crime, crimes, criminal, criminals, politician, politicians, stock phrase, stock phrase, party line, the party line, doctor, doctors, hospital, hospitals, md, mds, gp, gps, general practitioner, general practitioner, clinic, clinics, check up, medical check up, check ups, medical check ups, crime prevention, automatic
"As you can see, we're the good guys."
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"How much ground do you want to stand?"
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My First Visit to the Laundromat
Tags:launderette, launderettes, laundromat, laundromats, automated, automation, automatic, tumble dryer, tumble dryers, laundry machine, laundry machines, ignorant, ignorance, stupid, stupidity, washing machine, washing machines, modern times, modern life, modern attitudes, lazy, laziness, dependant, dependence, machine dependence, assume, assumption, modern technology
How's my self-driving?
Tags:car, cars, auto, autos, automobile, automobiles, hows my driving, how's my driving, self-driving car, self-driving cars, robots, automation, automatic, self-driving, technology, technologies, traffic light, traffic lights, stop light, stop lights, signs, signage, feedback, ai. a.i., artificial intelligence, artificial intelligences
Supermarket Self Service Checkout
'I know...It's so nice to finally be able to leave the kids at home without a babysitter, now that they have the means to keep themselves safe.'
'Thank you for your enquiry. This is an automated response...'
Tags:drinking, drinks, drunk, drunkard, drunks, drinking buddy, machine, machines, automatic, automated, automatized, robot, robots, technologies, robotic, robotics, vending, friend, friends, company, alcohol, alcoholic, bar, bars, pub, public house, public houses, invention, inventions, automation, chat, chatting, machine learning, ai, artificial intelligence
"O.K., but let's say you have up to six hundred intruders per minute."
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'In case you were wondering why the doctor plays computer games all day. . . He is actually controlling me.'
'It's my re-moat.'
'This is the third time I had to replace the clutch.' - 'Don't blame me, I neve use it .'
"Got some bad news for you, Larry."
Cold drinks, candy and corporate buyouts.
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, pepper, black pepper, pepper mill, pepper mills, pepper grinder, pepper grinders, fresh, fresh pepper, freshly ground pepper, technology, drone, drones, unmanned aerial vehicle, unmanned aerial vehicles, uav, uavs, u.a.v., u.a.v.s, automatic, remote control, remote controls, remote controller, remote controllers, remote, remotes, modern life, modern technology
"Stop moving, you fool!"
Tags:restroom dispensers, restroom dispensers, sensor, sensors, automatic, bathroom, bathrooms, restroom, restrooms, toilet, toilets, monster, monsters, hand towel, hand towels, hand-towel, hand-towels, washroom, washrooms, men's bathrooms, predator, predators, prey, preys, executive men's bathrooms
"Autonomous lawnmowers were a bad idea. I see that now."
Tags:lawnmower, lawn mower, lawnmowers, lawn mowers, automate, autonomous, automatic, automated, automation, robot, robots, bot, bots, independent, garden, gardening, lawn, lawns, mow, mowing, mows, bad idea, foolish, realise, realize, realizing, realising, realisation, realization, self driving, self-driving, driverless, driver-less, technology, tech, technologies, computer-driven, danger, dangerous, sentient, harmful, attack, attacking, attacks
"Of course, in those days they weren't so much interested in blowing people away as in just shooting them."
Tags:gun, guns, gun control, second amendment, right to bear arms, firearm, firearms, handgun, weapon, violence, shooting, mass shootings, shootings, school shooting, school shootings, gun shop, gun shops, gun store, gun stores, license to carry, sales, salesmen, salesman, consumer, consumers, consumerism, rifle, rifles, automatic, semiautomatic, weapon, weapons, business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, antique, antiques, collector, collectors
Automatic swing machine
"But now the good guy with a gun has a foot wound."
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