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"As you can see, we're the good guys."
'I know...It's so nice to finally be able to leave the kids at home without a babysitter, now that they have the means to keep themselves safe.'
"O.K., but let's say you have up to six hundred intruders per minute."
'This is the third time I had to replace the clutch.' - 'Don't blame me, I neve use it .'
'For a little less money, we can offer you a manual inflating air bag.'
'Ladies and gentlemen, I'm issuing you semi-automatic weapons...we're being out-gunned by the students.'
'It's fully automatic. It even goes to the chemist on its own.'
It's our latest safety feature that won't unlock while the car is in drive. We call it the PHLUB!
'Of course I've not put petrol in it, it's an automatic.'
STRIP Hambone: Automatic 'On' button