Automobile Repair Cartoons and Comics

"This could take a while. Fred is so mechanically impaired that when he goes to an auto parts store he parks in the handicapped spot."

'We've run all the tests, Doc, and can't find a thing wrong with it. It must b e psychological.'

'According to the diagnostic computer, your problems are due to El Nino.'

'Remember, don't bother going flat unless he's late.'

Rust test in progress.

'Off hand, I'd say your problem is caused by your car's computer.'

School of easy knocks engine diagnosis, rm 101...School of hard knocks, advanced engine diagnosis, rm 102.

"No officer, I'm not concerned that my signal lights don't seem to be working. I never use the damned things."