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'Well, for starters, I think it's about time for an alignment job.'
'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'
"I'm your problem."
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What it's like to drive a boring car.
Ed's Car Wash,
'Do you have any hybrids that weren't designed by men?
"Having trouble stopping huh? Ah well, them's the brakes."
"It makes a loud grinding sound whenever I merge onto the highway."
"Fa-la-la-la-la,la-labor $95 an hour."
'Safety zone ends, resume driving like idiots.'
"Your engine was running amok. We had to call in the authorities."
'I told you we needed to pay more attention to our self-driving car.'
"Rising fuel costs have forced us to make major design changes. Like the in-dash ATM, in case you run out of gas money."
"I recommend the Safety-M2000. It's just loud enough to warn people you're coming."
Unable to afford leasing, Bob tries leashing a new car.
"I'm having a little difficulty adjusting. The last place I worked was a lot bigger."
"Thanks for fixing the muffler."
"I agree, it's a lot of bang for the buck. And thumping, whining, clicking, clacking, clanging, grinding, buzzing and rattling."
Traffic calming ahead. Prepare to be Mindful.
"It comes fully equipped with all the latest safety features ? aside from the optional life-car."
"It was owned by a little old lady who only drove it ... no wait, that won't work."
3C-Keep Your Eye On The Road
'Take her out for a spin, Guaranteed to blow your mind, Or at least your hair,'
"You were doing 35.001 in a 35 mile zone..."