Automotives Cartoons and Comics

"It makes a loud grinding sound whenever I merge onto the highway."

"Rising fuel costs have forced us to make major design changes. Like the in-dash ATM, in case you run out of gas money."

"It comes fully equipped with all the latest safety features ? aside from the optional life-car."

"She's family."

"Your keys are in your purse? I think it will be quicker to call a locksmith!"

"It's got 160 horsepower. That's nearly 260 reindeer."

"They don't build them like this any more. Heck, why would they?"

"Your Thunderbird does cough and splutter, but it doesn't have bird flu."

'Hop in - I think we're going to get a push.'

Car Show - No parking.

"Actually your smart car wouldn't have to be too smart to be smarter than you."

'Is this the small engines class?'

"The seat belt just needs a little tightening."

"OK, let's see. For starters, the guarantee only covers the muffler."

Yellow brick road congestion.

'The good news is, it's watertight.'

Emerging from Bankruptcy.