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"Does your car have any idea why my car pulled it over?"
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"It's too hot to strive for autonomy."
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'I told you we needed to pay more attention to our self-driving car.'
Driverless cars were presenting new policing challenges...
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"For my birthday, my parents are giving me a driverless car that's always home by 10."
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"Autonomous lawnmowers were a bad idea. I see that now."
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"I wonder what our self-cooking kitchen has for us today."
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"Watch for innovation."
A Self Driving Car Committing Suicide
"And this model comes with a virtual mother-in-law in the back seat to make it feel authentic."
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'If you ask me today's farmer is getting too modern.'
"What do you mean you don't want to? You are a self-driving car, so go out there and make me some money as a taxi!"
"It's a self-driving car."
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'Your resume is quite impressive, but we're looking for self-starters.'
"Rocky lost his job to a self-driving bulldozer."
"Welcome to humanity's dark side."
"...then we program the self-driving truck to hijack itself."
"Well. . . . we're still a few years away from self-driving razors."
"I can't decide whether to run away or just get off the grid."