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"Oh, I'm sorry. Are you trying to get by?"
Birds throw egg at man roasting a bird.
"The activists were right! Putting whales in tanks is a bad idea!"
Man gets smacked in the face by the tail of a fish he's reeling in.
"I ran into my newly elected representative and he said to fix things, we'll all have to go through a little pain. I kicked him in the shin."
"Yep, I was the little runt you used to tease all the time! Guess what, I had a late growth spurt..."
"Wait until the boss reads Gottlieb's suggestions. He just got fired!"
'I've found the secret to forgiveness is to get revenge first.'
'I caught him by the bay and there's plenty more just waiting!'
"Papi, I have a decision to make...and I don't know what to do."
"I swear by all that is decent. Someday I will triumph over this act of paltry atonement! Otherwise known as payday."