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"If we weren't in the food chain really big things would have to eat really tiny things."
"I think I'm a pretty average Jennifer—but I think you're a very unusual Scott."
Bob's Venn Diagram
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"Was it 'meh' for you, too?"
The Gal Who Could Tie A Know In A Cherry Stem With Her Hands
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'Our test results show nothing out of the ordinary. I'm afraid your child is ordinary.'
'Though we must innovate, and though we must grow, we must never lose sight of our core mediocrities.'
Average dog sits at bar and looks nervously at a big tough dog, who has the words BAD DOG tattooed on his paws.
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Under the Radar
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"I was never famous, but then, I never had a publicist."
'Add the numbers, divide by how many numbers you've added and there you have it-the average amount of minutes you sleep in class each day.'
'I must say, Simms, when you're hot you're HOT but when you're not you're NOT!'
' ... The average American male ...'
'So we agree: having attained diversity, we must now categorize, coordinate and consolidate it.'
"It's beginning to appear as if I'll never have greatness thrust upon me."
'Spoiler alert! Below average.'
"Look, Joel, you're relatively young, have a relatively nice job and a relatively nice wife. There's no reason in the world why you shouldn't be relatively happy."
Food of the Demigods
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Average Joes: The Magazine for Celebrities
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'Do you have one with the number 401k? under the law averages, it's bound to be winner.'
The Marks of Zorro
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'Apparently, your'e never more than 10ft away from a rat. Although, I think that's only on average.'
'Joe the Plumber' The Musical.