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"Happiness is not readily transmittable from bluebirds to humans."
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Now landing at an airport near you.
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'The pandemic is here!!!'
Bird flu warning - What do I care, I'm a bloke!
'Sorry, I'm anticipating the pandemic.'
'And when exactly did you start sprouting feathers?' - Public warned against buying 'Bird Flue' Antivirals over the internet.
Government runs bird flu exercise.
It's bird flu Jim,but not as we know it!
'OK, that's good.'
"Polly wants a flu shot."
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'The public aren't panicking about bird flu!'
"I'm not saying it's the plague, but I wouldn't go buy a big bag of bird seed."
'We don't have the answer, but we're really getting off on the attention.'
"Your Thunderbird does cough and splutter, but it doesn't have bird flu."
'I'm glad you two have finally met.'
'We made huge profits from the Bird Flu and the Swiine Flu .. so the boys down in marketing are proposing next year's pandemic ...'
'Vaccination's hopeless, they won't roll their sleeves up!'
"Mr. Pigeon, you have the bird flu virus, all right, but you won't get sick. You're just a carrier."
'How about a toast to my breakthrough?!'
"Fish? Chicken? Beef? Then, chocolate it is!"
"I'll have the chicken Tamiflu."
Cross section through the Art Virus.
'Don't fall, you've got the tanning lotion.'
'It looks like we've created Super Resistant Rat.'
'I've got a dog and I'm worried that it might catch avian flu from a turkey and develop a new strain of caninebird flu that I might catch!...Have you got something I can take to stop that happening?'