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While you were out...
Dave began to question the new secretary's competency when he found her using rubber gloves to avoid computer viruses.
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"If it's the reedy, gurgling 'cut-cut-turrrrr' of the long-billed marsh wren, I'm not here."
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For workers who are in need of a discreet spot to catch some Z's comes Napquest.
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Randy sets his B.O. meter on 'stun' and dribbles in for an easy layup.
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'Well, let me see...Oh, that's just some minor skin irritation...'
Though less threatening than its deadlier cousin, beachgoers often try to avoid the swarms of Bach's jellyfish.
"It's your grandparents, claiming their visitation rights."
Freedom of Information Act - Frequently ducked questions.
Intelligent beings from outer space.
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'Of course we value your opinion Ed. You're always wrong and we need that in knowing what to avoid.'
"But I'm not here to talk about bowling."
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"Who's up for archery waivers?"
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"Your integrity is on the line. Want me to say you're in a meeting?"
"Walking down here and asking if I can get you some more detergent from the store is just the beginning of my fence-mending agenda."
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'Since your people and my people got together, they've been avoiding us.'
"I can't take your message at the moment as I'm on a beach sipping a daiquiri, thank you for holding, your call is important to us."
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Death sends his regards to man who isn't home.
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"Miss Frimley, have my portfolio moved off-planet."
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It's unanimous: the president is still doing a good job.
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"You have to accept some people for what they are and avoid them."
I'm not here.
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"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."
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