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Dave began to question the new secretary's competency when he found her using rubber gloves to avoid computer viruses.
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For workers who are in need of a discreet spot to catch some Z's comes Napquest.
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Randy sets his B.O. meter on 'stun' and dribbles in for an easy layup.
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'Well, let me see...Oh, that's just some minor skin irritation...'
Though less threatening than its deadlier cousin, beachgoers often try to avoid the swarms of Bach's jellyfish.
"It's your grandparents, claiming their visitation rights."
Freedom of Information Act - Frequently ducked questions.
Intelligent beings from outer space.
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'Of course we value your opinion Ed. You're always wrong and we need that in knowing what to avoid.'
"But I'm not here to talk about bowling."
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"Who's up for archery waivers?"
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"Walking down here and asking if I can get you some more detergent from the store is just the beginning of my fence-mending agenda."
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"Your integrity is on the line. Want me to say you're in a meeting?"
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'Since your people and my people got together, they've been avoiding us.'
"I can't take your message at the moment as I'm on a beach sipping a daiquiri, thank you for holding, your call is important to us."
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Death sends his regards to man who isn't home.
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"Miss Frimley, have my portfolio moved off-planet."
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It's unanimous: the president is still doing a good job.
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"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."
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Whatís that, boy? Youíre too tired for a walk and you just want to watch TV?
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"Roscoe is an 'illiberal' -- so he doesn't get branded as a conservative."
People in elevator avoiding each other by facing walls.
"No, Thursday's out. How about never - is never good for you?"
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