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'Oh man, really shouldn't have had that coffee in June,'
"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"
'Our interns work extremely long hours. The harness will help keep them awake during your operation.'
For the 5th time in as many nights, Herb is awakened by his restless-leg syndrome.
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"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."
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Super Bran Flakes.
Thoughts are louder in the dark
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"My God! I went to sleep a Democrat and I've awakened a Republican."
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"Five more minutes."
The More You're Awake The Longer You Live
Have you been naughty or nice?
"Aren't you exaggerating a bit?"
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"Wake up, the cat is annoying the dog."
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Coffee Delivered To The Office Building.
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'Hello, Census Bureau? Another one of your census-takers fell asleep on our doorstep!'
"I'd know my tinnitus anywhere and this isn't it."
Now playing at the Insomniaplex
Monsters Under Bed: Then and Now
'So when this alarm goes off you come and jump on me and lick my face.'
"You'll be awake during the entire procedure. Your HMO won't cover the Anesthesia."
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"Eighty percent may be just showing up, but the rest is staying awake."
'You'll be awake during the entire procedure because our anesthetic has been recalled by the FDA.'
"Psssst! Jimmy, wake up man! I think you're having a nightmare!"