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For the 5th time in as many nights, Herb is awakened by his restless-leg syndrome.
'He's coming to! Ed, it's just Ray and the guys from the office! We were at a costume party.'
Early snooze buttons.
'I want to be awakened every year when football season starts.'
'I like waking to music!'
Nature 101 - The Sparrow : Domestic Mr and Mrs Sparrow before donning gas masks for their sparrow fart awakening.
Husband needs morning coffee - "Jerry can't talk - he's taking on coffee."
'I just heard the first x!!xz!! cuckoo!'