Awarded Cartoons and Comics

'It's for passing my drug test.'

"Good news! We've been selected as a potential burial site for nuclear waste."

home School graduation.

"I have more underneath."

To determine which department would be awarded the Billings contract, employees agreed to play a best-of-five dodgeball tournament.

"So that's where you were last night."

'We're in trouble when our whistleblower won Employee-of-the-Month.'

"Apparently they hand out awards for something called 'television.' "

'... and I almost want to thank my pharmacist.'

'I want to thank all my obstacles for making this possible.'

'When did they start giving Pulitzers for texting?'

'Honestly, this one is for good posture!'

"You're obviously under consideration for something."

"Then I say to myself, 'What's the use? There isn't any Nobel Prize for math.'"

Merit badge for badge removal.

'Abramowitz and Lowenstein, you've certainly earned this, but unfortunately we don't have enough room on the letterhead... Smith, congratulations!'

'It is my honor to present you with the key to the city - Along with this spiffy giant key chain!!'

'Irvin's so proud. He made the New York Times' best cellars list.'

"...and I'd like to thank all my patients for being so ill..."

Dyslexic Olympics.

Heckler of the month.

'... And the Outstanding Injury of the Year Award goes to - Dewey Taylor!...'

If Ben Franklin had been granted his wish for our national symbol.

Substitute Teacher of the Year Award.

Golden Egg.