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With three hours in costume still ahead of them, Mike was becoming increasingly dismayed as Ed wolfed down his third bowl of beans and cabbage.
'Well this is awkward.'
"Can you describe this china shop?"
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A halo lifts a toupee off an angel.
"So now I guess I'll have to meet your friends."
Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: Alumnae News
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"Funny. I never thought of you as having legs."
'I want to biopsy that growth, Mr. Johnson. I don't like the looks of it.'
"So, Carol tells me you're a baby."
Another Therapy Session Spent On Their Phones
Tags:patient, patients, psychiatric, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, feelings, feeling, uncomfortable, discomfort, psychology, psychological, emotions, emotional, problems, problem, problem solving, awkward, awkward moment, awkward moments, freud, freudian, therapy, therapist, phubbing, phubs, phone, cell, cell phone, mobile phone, cell phones, obile phones, cells, phones, mobiles, mobile, text, texting, internet, ignore, ignored, comment, commentary
"Just pretend it's immersive theatre."
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"That's bass with broccoli and mushrooms. Stop calling it animal, vegetable, and fungus."
Tags:family, families, meal, meals out, dining, eating out, eat out, children, child, kid, kids, science, parent, parents, restaurant, restaurants, education, schools, language, precocious, cuisine, food, foods, pedantic, name, names, picky, fussy, fuss, naming, calling, sciency, awkward, annoying, annoys, irritate, irritating
"I had ridden from Wichita to Santa Fe before I realized my hat was on backwards."
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"Oops. Oops. Oops."
Closed for cleaning.
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"How much are we supposed to tip the guy who followed us to our room and flicked the light switch?"
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"I've always wanted to go to consecutive performances of the same symphony led by different conductors - you know what I mean?"
"You brought a third wheel to our date?!"
Tags:dog, dogs, cat, cats, date, dates, dating, lead, leads, leash, leashes, owner, owners, dog owner, dog owners, walk, walks, walking, dog walk, dog walks, third wheel third wheeling, first date, first dates, watch over, watching over, supervise, supervising, supervisor, supervisors, awkward, annoy, annoys, annoying, annoyed
"Now that you're forty, you look so much like the man I sought solace with when your father was out w***ing around."
"Who needs men when there's chocolate."
Tags:women, woman, chocolate, chocolates, food, foods, men.man, substitute, substituting, substitution, substitutions, substituted, replace, replacing, replaces, replaced, awkward, feminist, independent woman, independent women, independent, independence, need, needs, needing, needed, replacement, replacements, exchange, exchanges, exchanged, exchanging
"I'm sure there are thousands of men I could be just as happy with, Greg, but I'm with you!"
"Your mother and I think he's very nice, dear, but isn't he just a little bit old?"
'Well, this is a little awkward...'
"Damn it, when things were going well there was nothing but eye contact."
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"I'm not proposing marriage, but I'm not ruling it out, either."