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Do you have something that doesn't scream 'tie'?"
"The last one was clearly incompatible - she didn't think a shelled walnut resembled a human brain."
'And the shower stall has to be this wide.'
'Look, we have 7 and we have 5 . . . I make that 75 �' the number of your house!'
'I refuse to eat my alphabet soup until you get rid of the m, s and g.'
'This is your passenger speaking. Where the hell is my coffee?!'
"You know you're getting old when..."